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like heaving laughing please help me

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So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what's even better. There was a ball pit.

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So, I bought/read Legends & Lattes yesterday.

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update on legends and lattes- i would Die for thimble, the little rattkin chef who has spoken all of a dozen words across this entire book and has also invented chocolate croissants

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You know what, fuck you:

romanticizes barely readable handwriting

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Chocolate pudding spell for self love/love

2 egg yolks

2 and 1/2 tbsp of cornstarch

2 cups of milk

1/2 cup sugar

1/4 coca powder

Rose petals for garish

In a medium bowl, whisk the egg yolks for about 60 seconds until light yellow and increased in volume, then whisk in the cornstarch and about 1/4 cup of the milk. Once smooth and incorporated, set aside.

Place the sugar, cocoa, and remaining milk in a saucepan, and bring to 180-190ºF. Remove the pan from the heat and, while whisking constantly (while your doing that you can chant whatever intentions you want) dribble the hot cocoa into the egg cornstarch mixture all at once baby. Pour everything back into the saucepan and cook over medium high heat, whisking constantly, until the pudding comes to a full boil. Then throw that bitch in the fridge with plastic wrap pressed to the top of it so it doesn’t get a skin, Leeann it in there for at least 30 minutes.

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Tomatoes are fruit

Ketchup is a jelly/jam, which would mean that a peanut-butter and ketchup sandwich is reasonable

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An important tweet