hermitofthepit
hermitofthepit
Hermit of the Pit
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"This room contains a 50 foot pit, at its bottom is a mad hermit who will curse any that pass"
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hermitofthepit · 7 months ago
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Naked on the ground, sweating, squirming, trying to keep up the breakneck pace of the average garden snail and unencumbered adventurer, 12 feet a minute.
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hermitofthepit · 8 months ago
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You have to understand, if you say you like OSR (and especially ODnD) you're mentally placed in the same pool as two guys on a forum called "Dank Stairs" arguing about the implications of an interview with Gary Gygax's pizza delivery boy in some magazine from the 80's called Goop Beast on whether you can buy potions.
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hermitofthepit · 8 months ago
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The Airheaded Modern D&D dabbler: "uhhh when's the next milestone leveling, where can I get a latte in this hamlet, anyone I can add to my tiefling polycule?"
The TRVE Gygaxian Adventurer:"Hmm, we'll need 3 donkeys to carry everything back, 3 shepards to tend to them, and 8 soldiers to protect them. Which means we need another donkey to carry all their rations, which means . . ."
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hermitofthepit · 8 months ago
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Got lost in the dungeon for so long our torchbearer/packmule/shitboy started qualifying for benefits 😢
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