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all my haters become craters when i cast the fireball of success
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kitten I'm gonna be honest, daddy was kind of a construct existing largely in the form of your gestalt memories of several different people, so he may not exist as an individual in the way you had previously assumed, if such a person ever truly existed at all
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welp. back to work
cant believe i gotta go back to work on tuesday,,,
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[ID: Edited meme reading "this year I'm doing a challenge called this year it's where I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me".]
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'Do the dead mark the days?'
Here's to 2024
Description: An illustration of a graveyard at night. The tombstones are darkened by black and bare trees frame the sides of the picture. A hooded figure walks between the graves. In the distance, lighting up the sky are the fire works from New Years.
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cant believe i gotta go back to work on tuesday,,,
#pot.txt#this break i was like i am going to read write and draw so so much and i did none of that godbless#told my mom about this dread and she just told me to quit my job lol
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why’d my husband just send me a photo from his work christmas party being like “yeah we have a magician here rn.” what goes on in the corporate world
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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much
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people should wear masks more often in more contexts but also in sports like judo or bjj. stop getting nosebleed blood all over your/your partner's gi and the mats with one easy trick (bleeding into your mask)!
#pot.txt#not a joke actually i hate getting blood on my clothes and getting blood off the mats is a pain
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fresh shiitake is so good holy shit. every time im like ah yes the shiitake my beloved friend and then i eat a fresh shiitake and i get my socks blown off
#pot.txt#dried shiitake wins by virtue of shelf stability and cost. but fresh shiitake is so so good
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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Revolutionary Girl Utena - Bet On It - High School Musical 2
I have wanted to make this video for SO LONG. This song reminded me of Utena every single time. This song is so intense and unironically good. Bet on Utena!
Watch on Youtube!
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next time i meet someone i gotta make smalltalk with at a party and they mention japan im straight up gonna pretend like ive never heard of the country or sth istg
#pot.txt#when someone talks about their past/upcoming trip to japan and i go yeah japans great been there before and they ask why and i say#Bc i have family there and you can just. smell the instant where you become an exotic specimen and trivia dispenser to them#im glad u enjoyed ur trip to japan lol why do i have to name the seaweed dish u ate in a region ive never visited#and why do i gotta hear how gross u think natto is. lol#i dont mind talking about japanese culture in appropriate contexts and i love talking about food but man. its def not the first time#Tho admittedly i did get off vibes from him when he asked me what i do and cut me off like a sentence in to explain that hes a scientist#albeit in a different biological system and knows about his wifes field via her work.#which like sure i get that kind of reaction if i was tryna explain a neuron to him.#But i was literally saying that i dont work in his wifes field lol#Oh man and when he said sth like oh so you claim to have japanese ancestry#haha youre very cute phrasing my heritage and identity like its somehow up for debate.
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[ID: A drawing done in jspaint of two orange slices in a ray of light. The drawing is rough and sketchy /End ID]
another drawing from class
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[ID: Black and white illustration of Nicholas D. Wolfwood depicted as a Zen Buddhist monk, sitting in the rain on a rock next to a Jizo statue. Wolfwood is wearing a straw cape, a kasa hat, a black kimono, a black rakusu, tabi, and waraji, and has a shakujo resting in the crook of his left elbow. He is looking to his left with a mildly impatient expression.]
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#trigun#described by me#deeply intrigued by this. ww using a shakujo as a weapon is thematically consistent with his cross gun in canon#but im cracking myself up laughing imagining ww with eight matchlock rifles in the shape of a dharmachakra#anyway. phenomenal inkwork as always i adore how you use solid black
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