heyshiloh

[heyshiloh]

Oh, I'm sure if they did know, they would, you know, come. Next time, maybe?

I was stupid enough to forget to tell everyone where the youth group meeting was being held so no one came.

[heyshiloh]

Uh, that's kind of weird. I think you're just plain old pretty, so forget whoever said that.

Apparently my face looks like a morphed version of Harry Styles and Yoda. Not sure if I see it, and also not sure if I should be takin’ this as a compliment or an insult.

[heyshiloh]

This has to be on the Ten Commandments somewhere, I'm sure of it. 'Thou shall not go a weekend without booze.'

Weekends would not be weekends without booze.

[heyshiloh]

Oh my gosh, that's so sad. Mean Girls is a classic but when people don't actually understand the jokes and try to reuse them... I just can't. Karen was my favorite though, guilty!

Seriously, someone almost pulled a Karen from Mean Girls on me today. I think I said I had a craving for bread or something in English and their response was I thought you were on an all-carb diet?

[heyshiloh]

Always.

Is it possible to feel twenty two when you’re seventeen?

[heyshiloh]

What's up?

Oh..

[heyshiloh]

Trophies?

I cleaned my room today and found four different pairs of panties laying around. Including one wedged between my headboard and the wall. Like. What am I supposed to do with these?

[heyshiloh]

I like to think so, but losing a tan is so annoying.

I’m sure you’re just as pretty in the winter.

[heyshiloh]

It was a joke, but I mean sure, take it seriously if you want.

Uh… probably wouldn’t consider that the worst part about school starting again if I’m being completely honest. Maybe it sucks but teachers and shitty people and not being able to sleep all day sucks a lot more.

[heyshiloh]

You're taking your mom out, how sweet.

I’m definitely going to wear it out tonight, when I take my mom out to dinner. 

[heyshiloh]

Amen to that!

People who claim that there’s no such thing as a stupid question are beyond wrong. Trust me, I’ve heard enough of them to know that it’s a false statement.

[heyshiloh]

The worst part about school coming up is that my tan is going to start fading. All of my hard work, gone!

[heyshiloh]

That's the best feeling ever! That's awesome. Are you wearing it now, or are you going to wear it later?

I know, right? I found this really gorgeous top that I thought I’d lost, and I’m so happy.

[heyshiloh]

No, but I'm dreading it now more than I am just not excited for it! Oh, you have a girlfriend? Who is she?

So you were excited at one point? Nah, don’t really have any plans right now. Most nights I never do though. Usually just end up wherever my girlfriend drags me.

[heyshiloh]

You'll do fine, Jan. You'll win just like you always do.

The Miss New York pageant is officially two and a half months away and I’m so nervous I feel like I could throw up.

[heyshiloh]

Hey, that's what I want to be in the future.

I just woke up from a nap and I had a dream that I was the Queen of England by day and a raunchy stripper by night. I feel like this says something about me.

[heyshiloh]

Nobody likes a B-lister, but they like to pretend they got an invite, it's so annoying. And which Trojan chick?

Fine, I guess.  But if that Jenna bitch or that Trojan chick come anywhere near me I’ll scream.