#hierarchystarter

[blairhalloway]

It's Monday, and on Mondays, Consuela makes me Greek salad for lunch. I open my lunch box, and there's no salad. Instead, I get a cardboard box that says "Lean Cuisine," and note written in Spanish. So my question is, does anyone want to be a good person and go get me real food? Because I'm pretty sure I'm going to starve.

[jfc-ry]

We aren't even half way through the year and I'm pretty sure I already have the worst case of senioritis.

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[camillabye-blog]

Seeing elderly couples walking down the streets is probably the cutest thing ever. Ah, I love it.

[kayleehfs-blog]

Friendly reminder that it's my birthday in a couple of days and I'm expecting a lot of love from all of you. Just kidding, half of you aren't even invited to the party of the year. Once again, just kidding because I don't even know what to do for my birthday, someone help me out. 

[lbrmaxwell-blog]

It's always a drag coming home from these awkwardly long family vacations knowing that I've basically missed two weeks of school. Anyone wanna offer their services and do my makeup work? I'm willing to bargain.

[kmsbethany]

You know what I find absolutely absurd? The fact that no one had the heart to tell me that there was the biggest hole in my bag. Here I am, losing money and other precious items and no one told me! I am deeply offended.

[hfschris-blog]

It honestly worries me how people always seem to complain about something. Calm down, it's annoying.

[camillabye-blog]

Parents left me the house while they take a cute anniversary break upstate. Having no one with me 'til Monday sounds lonely as hell....and boring. Hmm, lots of space and free food, I guess.

[kayleehfs-blog]

I accidently dropped my nail polish and now I think it looks like someone has been murdered in my room and bleeds red glitter. 

[jfc-ry]

Why the hell is Pre-calc so fucking hard...

[blairhalloway]

[georginarox]

Cheese fries with bacon bits! Oohh la la! It can't get any better than this.

[heyshiloh]

We need to have one last hurrah before school starts! A party, maybe? A sleepover? Roadtrip?

[camillabye-blog]

I don't know why I chose the dentist over school. My mouth is so sore.