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CAMILLA ✉️ CHRIS

C: still mad at me?

CHRIS: nah ily

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And then ruin my friendship? Nah, Cam. Thanks, really. You're amazing.

Then Chris, you should talk to him about this….maybe with nicer words and a calmer tone, though. I mean, I want to help— so just tell me how I can. It’s fine, I get it. I’ve just never seen you so upset before. 

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Find a summary on Sparknotes!

Oh fuck. I forgot to read that stupid summer reading book.

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I don't care, he's just always sucking that Indigo's ass, since they have been dating and it's annoying me. They don't even match for god's sake! I'm sorry, I was just frustrated.

Trust me, he loves you and cares so much about you; as do I. What I’ve learned about Dyl is that if you just show up at his house, he’s yours for the day and you guys desperately need some guy time. Wait— if I didn’t do anything, then why’d you lash out on me? 

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Well it does seem like it? They're like fucking leeches, I haven't seen him since days. You haven't done anything.

Alright, yeah— Dyl was a bit M.I.A this summer, but he’s just been in la la land with Violet. Just because he has a girlfriend now doesn’t mean that he doesn’t care about you or your friendship. You know how much you mean to me, Chris; c’mon, don’t be upset. Besides, you still haven’t told me what I’ve done. 

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That's what Dylan says too.

Chris, what are you talking about? Of course I care about you, a lot— you’re one of my best friends. 

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Probably not because complaints make the world a horrible place. 

But then we’ll have people complain about how nobody ever complains about things anymore. Did that even make sense?

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You don't give a shit about me.

I-I’m not, what?

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You're not.

I didn’t…..I— um, okay. Sorry for bothering you, I’m just worried about you.

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Wow, watch out -- we got a smartass over here. Not funny, god. Leave me alone.

Yet here you are, complaining about people complaining.

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The fuck? Why don't you get it, I want some fucking space. You're always trying to be all in my face.

Wait— no, I’m sorry, that was insensitive. What’s wrong? You know you can always talk to me.

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I'm not little, okay. Nothing, just forget it. You won't understand. 

Awe, who pissed off little Chrissy? You were perfectly cheerful an hour ago.

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It honestly worries me how people always seem to complain about something. Calm down, it's annoying.

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@therealdylan: im gonna grow a beard

@christalclear: @therealdylan dont pls

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@mizzcamz: tall, awkward guys are hella cute

@christalclear: @mizzcamz no

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Yeah do that! 

Then I’ll just go cry in a corner and wish for some friends. 

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How about no?

Yeah, yeah— but you still love me.