hiddentrails7
hiddentrails7
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Evan; He/Him ★ Currently hyperfocusing : Mostly FF7, BG3, RDR, and OW right now ★ Lots of dumb thoughts; occasional writing and drawing ★ I just like talkin about stuff lmfao ★ 18+ is fine, just don't be sendin' me porn you fiends
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hiddentrails7 · 10 days ago
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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hiddentrails7 · 10 days ago
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hiddentrails7 · 13 days ago
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happy pride month midgar
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hiddentrails7 · 15 days ago
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I've checked my totally real watch today and realized we're more than a week into pride month already, so here's a tier list for my sexuality headcanons LMAO. I'm struggling with writer's block so yall will have to give me some slack here.
I have seen so much good fanart it's hard for me to see these losers as fully anything, but here's my headcanons anyways. I'd love to hear other headcanons though,, please,, I love hearing other opinions
Love yall, happy pride month <3
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Before Leslie, Lucia, and Vincent:
Yes I think Elena is unknowingly crushing on a gay man. I think Tseng views her platonically and she just hasn't figured it out yet.
Buggs is biromantic. Isn't huge on traditional sex, though.
And Johnny is bi leaning girls.
Now then!
Leslie is heteroflexible. He obviously really loves his girl and while I think he could be attracted to a select couple men, he's mostly for the ladies.
Same with Lucia. I think she just likes men, mainly. Maybe she's just an ally.
Vincent is demisexual biromantic. He's always been demi-bi to me and it's just a hc I adore. It fits right in my head, like a nonsensical 3D puzzle.
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hiddentrails7 · 1 month ago
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A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.
I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.
She calls me a misogynistic asshole.
A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.
Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.
He calls me a pussy.
I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.
I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.
I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.
I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.
Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.
I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.
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hiddentrails7 · 1 month ago
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when I say I’m open for people to send me ideas / prompts / suggestions for me to write, I mean ideas / prompts / suggestions like “hey can you do one where this character betrays that character and so that character has to go to their enemy for help” like… a prompt. I obviously don’t mind how long, how detailed it is.
but sending me several paragraphs of what clearly was copied and pasted straight from someone else’s published fic and asking me to continue that / turn that into another fic for you will get you deleted from my inbox, I’m sorry.
just got something today that’s clearly scenes from someone else’s published fic, with several dialogues between several characters and scenes described in thorough details and everything. like there’s a clear difference between a detailed prompt and what’s copied and pasted from someone’s published work. and I’m not going to write from their work. that’s literally plagiarism.
*unless you specifically say that it is your own writing that you’d like for me to continue. but even then I might still have to politely turn you down, because I like working on prompts I was given, not a continuation of something that’s already been written by someone. but if you just copied and pasted someone’s fic and dropped it in my inbox then asked me to write from that, your request will just be deleted.
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hiddentrails7 · 1 month ago
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listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker
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hiddentrails7 · 1 month ago
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hiddentrails7 · 1 month ago
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Oh my god, I need my uni semester break so bad, I’m crawling on the ground like a worm begging for mercy.
Nevertheless……I finally manned up and finished the First Class mean girls ☝🏻😻
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I needed more of crisis core, I needed EVEN MORE DRAMA with these 3, I want a whole sit com
This is purely self indulgent ☝🏻😭 (as you can probably tell 💀)
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hiddentrails7 · 1 month ago
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hiddentrails7 · 1 month ago
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Notes:
"We Will Rock You" and "We Are The Champions" are paired because the rock stations in my area frequently play the songs back-to-back. Plus, they flow nicely together, thematically and musically.
"Fat Bottomed Girls" and "Bicycle Race" are paired because "Bicycle Race" references the first song: fat-bottomed girls will be riding today/so look out for those beauties, aw yeah
Yes, you may bring a friend on stage to help you sing "Under Pressure". Coin flip for who's Bowie and who's Freddie.
If you choose "Bohemian Rhapsody", you must first audition by performing the Galileo section to demonstrate your vocal range.
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hiddentrails7 · 1 month ago
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So, how does Angeal react to Sephiroth taking a look at his moobs and choking on his water?
Angeal is genuinely concerned. One moment he was standing shirtless in the gym, glistening with post-workout sweat, pecs enhanced, casually asking Sephiroth how he was feeling. The next Sephiroth was choking on his water. Angeal rushed in to help, heroic instincts in full swing, but for some strange reason, Sephiroth's coughing only intensified as Angeal's glistening, muscular chest pressed firmly against his back during the Heimlich maneuver.
Angeal: Hey buddy, breathe! In and out! Like we practiced in those meditation sessions!
*Sephiroth is turning various shades of crimson, still choking*
Angeal: Something's wrong! Why isn't it working?
Genesis: Withdraw your tits from that man's vertebrae this instant.
Angeal:
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hiddentrails7 · 2 months ago
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The mental illness is severe today so here's a couple random FFVII headcanons I daydreamed about so far today
If any of yall have headcanons PLEEASE share I love them so much and I will devour/yap about them
Reno grew up in the Sector 7 slums, and was recruited into Turk work instead of having searched it out.
Heidegger feels REALLY inferior next to Veld, especially as a leader. Tseng not as much yet, but just give him time.
Adding to the above, Heidegger and Scarlet definitely gossip about the others in the company. I've always liked their weird "friendship".
Nanaki almost set a Golden Saucer mascot on fire, once.
Genesis tried veganism for like, a couple months just to say he did it.
Someone keeps sending Angeal some rancid TikTok cooking videos from an anonymous email and he is going to break them if he finds them.
Zack's favorite animal changes like every week and Sephiroth accidentally helps by occasionally showing him pictures of beasts he sees on his missions. Half of them are more monster than animal.
Cid likes ducks and geese. Firmly believes swans are assholes, though.
This may or may not be related to a story Vincent told of one time he was leaving a mission in Wutai and a swan flew at him.
And then Tifa added that she also got threatened by a swan once? They don't even usually stay near Nibelheim.
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hiddentrails7 · 3 months ago
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I'm playing through BG3 yet again right and I'm in the fight with the goblins just outside of Emerald Grove. And Wyll threw a potion halfway across the battlefield for Laezel?? Like this man is so thoughtful and lovely????? Yes he healed the Goblin a little and no Laezel didn't need it desperately but I don't care. He is trying his best.
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hiddentrails7 · 3 months ago
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respectfully,✨ no ✨
  
🎤🍷🥄
*ahem*
S E P H I R O T H! H A S! A! M O M M Y! K I N K!!!!!
He also, like, has a thing for roleplay, d/s and breeding (iirc), but that’s for another time.
😇❤️
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hiddentrails7 · 4 months ago
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Square, listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. When Vincent says these line in part 3 during the flashback….
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I NEED TO HEAR A BABY CRYING AND THEN SEE HIM. I WANT TO SEE THE SMOL CREATURE.
SHOW ME EXTRA MINIROTH.
AND ALSO SHOW LUCRECIA LOSING HIM OKAY THANKS BYE
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