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Insult My Muse’s Significant Other on Anon, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Lover. See how My Muse reacts and Defends them..

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OOC

Hey, guys!  Sorry about my inactivity.  I was on vacation, which was nice, but we were at Disney World and I’m Autistic so, while I enjoyed myself, the noise and the crowds were very overstimulating, and frankly, exhausting, and I’ve still not yet recovered.  I’m just very low on energy and it might take me a few days to reply to some of you.  Please don’t think it’s anything personal or that I don’t like you anymore.

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Sherlock leaned back in his chair.  “Well for your sake, I hope the case is interesting,” he said, smiling faintly.

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"Surprise."

Hello, Miss Adler.

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Hello to any of you who actually read this blog, as I am told there are very few, and John’s blog is significantly more popular for reasons I will never understand.  This post is just to say that I have returned from France, and the case was mundane and boring, so I’ll spare you the details.  Triple homicide.  Remarkably easy.

I only went because Mycroft wanted me to, and seeing as John isn’t exactly in the picture any more... Well, I suppose France was nice anyway, even if the case was clearly just Mycroft trying to get me out of the flat for a while.

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I’ll be taking a case soon in France, and likely won’t be back for approximately a week.  Mrs Hudson thought it would be courteous of me to inform you all of this so you don’t think I’ve gone missing, or died again.  I can’t know for sure how long the case will take me (it’s one of Mycroft’s..government ordeals, so it could take some time), but I will estimate on being back around the 24th of June.

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Sherlock arched any eyebrow at his brother.  “No,” he answered.  “You can, but you don’t, so why are you here?”

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Sherlock didn’t say anything in response to that, just taking another drag of his cigarette, and exhaling a trail of smoke that filled the room. 

“Why are you here?” he asked, rudely.

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Sherlock rolled his eyes in disagreement, but obliged when Q offered him a cigarette.  Clearly, by the smell of the flat, his smoking habit had kicked back up since John was no longer here to nag him about it.

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Sherlock tried -- not very hard -- to mask his annoyance at Q’s remark.  “John romanticizes all of the cases; I would think people would be more interested in the facts, but then I suppose I’d be giving people too much credit.”

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Sherlock shook his head.  “Evidently John was right when he said all of our clients come from his blog,” he sighed.  “Lestrade came by with two cases; solved them without leaving the flat.”

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Sherlock looked up at Q with a faint quirk of his eyebrow.  “I’m just bored,” he said, perhaps a bit too defensively.

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Sherlock raked his hands through his hair and closed his eyes.  “John’s away on sex holiday with his wife,” he said, as though to explain why John’s chair had been moved.  He didn’t appear to be on any drugs, though the whole flat reeked of cigarette smoke.

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“Oh,” Sherlock said, slumping back down in his chair, “it’s just you.”  He sighed with boredom.  Apparently John was right when he’d said all their clients came from his blog.  Now John was on sex holiday his honeymoon with Mary, and Sherlock had nothing to do.

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Sherlock barely moved from where he was sat, sprawled out on his armchair, staring into the kitchen.  John had moved out a while ago; he was married now, he wasn’t coming back.  Sherlock sighed, bored, and barely looked up when he heard the door open, and someone stepped into the flat. Client?

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