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SEMIFINALS !?!?!??!? WOWIE !!!!!!!

We had several sweeps and several close calls! Now that we're down to the final four, it's time to start placing your bets! Will the small but passionate Kiwi fanbase pull through? Or our Kronk fans with traditional values? I hadn't even heard of Dungeon Meshi before this tournament, but people sure are crazy insane over Laios! And Knuckles is there!

In these desperate times, would you like to submit more propaganda?

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I'm baffled as to why Zuke is in this competition because not only is he not buff, his entire character is centered around being thoughtful and logical compared to Mayday. That head is all thoughts.

"Well, I don't know, how come your hair is yellow!?"

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ROUND THREE (REPOSTED MATCH)

Why should you vote Kronk?

"What is there even to say. The ultimate himbo yet simultaneously a genius subversion of the trope. I think tumblr would appreciate the nuance. He bakes, he's kind, he loves animals, he's a boy scout, he's almost as queer-coded as the main character of his franchise. If anyone deserves the title of Best Himbo/Thembo it's surely him"

"His voice is amazing and he is so buff and stupid"

"“Dear Papi, remember how you never thought I’d amount to anything?” – Kronk, writing about getting into the Quarterfinals."

Why should you vote K_K?

"Honestly the best person in Deltarune"

"silly goober no braincells"

"He is so bbg <3 also his tits are OUT and we love him for it"

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FUCK I just realized I made the Kronk VS K_K poll a day long instead of a week long </3 We're redoing that shit

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ROUND THREE

Why should you vote Clay?

"This man is so very himbo. Honestly all mudwings give off himbo vibes, but like clay especially. He’s such a sweetheart I love him 🩷"

"shoutout to clay, ceo of best older brother ever"

"he is the definition of himbo he’s buff and stupid"

Why should you vote Laios?

"The dudes so nice but everyone (in story) judges him way too cuz hes bad at picking up social cues and has monsters as a special interest. Multiple times where hes just trying to be friends with people but they get angry at him cuz he can’t pick up their not interested even though they never actually tell him explicitly. He is my boi and its very unfair. No way this guy is neurotypical. It takes until the last 20 chapters when the world is literally ending because of the demon controlling the dungeon for him to finally conclude “maybe the dungeon is actually bad”. He just wants to become a cool monster and live in peace but eldritch horror and political maneuvering keep on getting in the way. A bunch of dudes literally try kill him but he’s just chill with them cuz hes cool like that."

"HE HAS A FRYING PAN"

"Laios is one of the clearest examples of a himbo there is. He's big. He's strong. He's got a heart of gold. He can also be very silly and a little stupid. It took him until the very last arc of his manga to realise that the main antagonist is probably not that great because the said antagonist bribed him with cool monsters. One time his strategy for dealing with a monster was to get down and bark at it. It worked. Need I say any more? Vote for this shining example of a himbo and get a complimentary thirty minute infodump on monster anatomy today!"

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ROUND THREE

Why should you vote Zuke?

"SUCH a dumbass /affectionate. not a single thought in that head"

"stupid little silly guy we love"

"Autism"

Why should you vote Sonic Boom Knuckles?

"He would sooner break an arcade machine then try to beat a 1 point difference to regain the high score in a video game."

"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKIN HIMBO, FALLS FOR EVERYTHING! PLUS PLUS!! Sonic Boom"

"HES A FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHO CAN BE MORE STUPID"

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ROUND THREE

Why should you vote Kiwi/Bard?

"Look at them! Has there ever been a single thought in their head besides love?"

"this dumbass literally saved the goddamn world with the power of friendship and music and then afterwards snork-doremifaso'd their night away. also they're probably the least known person here vote kiwi bard NOW"

"Kiwi DESERVES this win, they’ve been canonically proven to show the utmost amounts of acceptance and having a WHOLE LOT OF DANCING, HOW can you beat that?! GIVE THIS BARD A W!!!!!"

Why should you vote Wall-E?

"HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM DEARLY MY BABY MAN LESS GOOO!! He is really nice, considerate, loves to collect random objects, and staged a coup against an evil, corrupt ai overlord. Preeetty fucking awesome methinks."

"Silly goofy nonbinary robot who just wants to save the planet. what’s more to want in a guy?"

"Wall-E"

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Looking at one of the matchups. My notifications are going to fucking explode

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GRAH I FORGOT I shall make the tournament polls now and they will be up by tomorrow, 12:00 CST :]

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woah sea shells

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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE UP TO THE QUARTERFINALS !!!!

There was significantly less activity with this round which is understandable because its half the contestants and also I delayed that round for a full ass like 5 months HGFKAFJGVNJFBVN

This is also a reminder to submit more nomination notes for these guys!

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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE UP TO THE QUARTERFINALS !!!!

There was significantly less activity with this round which is understandable because its half the contestants and also I delayed that round for a full ass like 5 months HGFKAFJGVNJFBVN

This is also a reminder to submit more nomination notes for these guys!

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I'm not on my computer right now so I can't do the updated bracket yet. And now that I think about it I'm gonna have to make the round 2 results post on the weekend because I have something for the next weeks that takes up all my free time that I have available to spend on my main PC. So the round 2 results will be just a teensy weensy tiny little bit late </3

Yall can already see the results but I'm still dropping out vague hints because I'm silly like that. Anyway I thought you guys liked Burger Chainz </3

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ROUND TWO

Why should you vote Burger Chainz?

"As a ttrpg player, I've had to cope with the fact that I will never make a character as great as Burger Chainz"

"he is hot asf"

Why should you vote Wall-E?

"Look at Wall-E and tell me there is nothing that pulls your soul to vote for this Funky little Robot"

"HE IS THE BEST SILLY. BOTH FREAKIN WHOLESOME AND CUTE WITH SOME ANGST! THE PERFECT MIX!"

"Watch the movie. It’s by far, in my opinion, the best Pixar movie ever made. Literally the only movie that made me cry tears of joy. That’s saying something. I didn’t cry while watching titanic, so yeah, watch the movie. It’s good."

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GORDON MCGLADDERY !!!!!!!! The music is SO GOOD GAHHHH I could go on and on about all the motifs and how it all connects but we'll be here all day FHGJADFKSGVJN literally if I go back far enough every single one of my non-irl friends came from the silly bard game. Anyway fun fact today is the birthday of the worst girl in the world have a doodle as a gift for reading my entire gush HFJGKADSFJVGN

@nothingtoblue sorry i tagged you the autism brain is winning WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON WANDERSONG.

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@nothingtoblue sorry i tagged you the autism brain is winning WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON WANDERSONG.

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ROUND TWO

Why should you vote Flint Bonpyre?

"idk what this is for but FLINTTTTTTTTT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

"his name is awesome!!"

Why should you vote Kronk?

"He can get the poison, the poison to kill Kuzco, that poison, but turns Kuzco into a Llama instead because Kronk's such a Chad (positive) like that."

"What is there even to say. The ultimate himbo yet simultaneously a genius subversion of the trope. I think tumblr would appreciate the nuance. He bakes, he's kind, he loves animals, he's a boy scout, he's almost as queer-coded as the main character of his franchise. If anyone deserves the title of Best Himbo/Thembo it's surely him"

"His voice is amazing and he is so buff and stupid"