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Zeus : i love you

Hera : *glares suspiciously* What do you want from me

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Zeus : Hera told me yesterday that she would kill me if I did something wrong again

Ares : She's probably just jokin—

Hera from the other room : I WAS NOT

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Hera, to Zeus : I don't give a shit about what you do

Also Hera : *waiting for Zeus to come home at 2 am with a glass of wine and checking the time every five minutes*

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Hera : Your father is an idiot

Ares : Tell me about it

Zeus : ...I'm here, ya know

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Zeus : I have something to tell you

Hera : *raises eyebrow*

Zeus : I lied to you about that night—

Hera : *pretends to be surprised*

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Hera, after she parked her car : What will happen after you threw someone out of your car while going 60 miles on a highway?

Hades : Why are you asking?

Hera :

Hades :

Also Hades, rubbing his temples : Okay what did you do to Zeus—