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write more levi rn i dare u

Hmmm… it doesn’t sound too bad…

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levis left hand didn’t dare move from your body , especially not now. the least he could do for some support was hold you.

his patient girl, yawning, dozing off in his lap while he continued his paperwork. you were quite the distraction for him, it just made his hold on your lower back firm even more, he couldn’t resist. your soft sleepy mumblings, some of them incoherent. but he’d respond “mhm, yeah.” and all would be well.

and when you struggled staying awake, you busied yourself with kisses along his cheek, his temple, sometimes his neck. he let out soft breaths when you did this, the pen in his hand stilling, waiting out your affection slowly so he could go back to work.

“levi…” you trailed off in your words, it’d been a few minutes since your last update on his progress.

he let out a barely audible, “hm?” at your words, his focusing shifting in and out between the work he had a professional obligation to and the girl his heart had an obligation to.

you leaned your head down on his shoulder a bit more, slouching over. “hurry up..” you said, the slightest gruff in your voice now.

he held back a small chuckle, but he couldn’t help the smile on his lips. “you’re ordering me around now?”

and at the sound of your silence, your sleepiness had gotten to him, his professional desires falling back. he set down his pen, leaning up, and giving you a small quick kiss while his warm hands held you upright.

he looked up at you, his mind already set. “…you win, let’s go.” he said with finality, before picking you up and carrying you into the bedroom.

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levi ackerman went to the mr darcy school of yearning with anthony bridgerton, conrad fisher, and noah calhoun as his professors

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where yall at!

So can I have more Giyu(u) fics guys

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Yes bitch write that fanfic it's officially summer

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bitch shut the fuck up let people do what they want whore

this could’ve been a comment instead of an anonymous send, yk i’m not scared to say my shit 🙁 cope with your unresolved daddy issues and infantilism in your unhealthy relationship projection 💔

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normalize accurate character representation

What are they doing to my boy Megumi in fanfic 😭

You don’t wanna know. He might as well be a whole new character in fanfic tbh. It’s all fem boy emo crybaby in the slash ships and horribly written aggressive man in the reader ships.

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unpopular opinion, i hate the bimbo, cutesy, submissive reader. like girl stand TF up!

i’ll read a fic, and i see the most cringe line from the reader and i click off out of embarrassment because it reminds me like.. wow this is what fanfic is hated for, reader is so embarrassing (this is some fics, im not coming for everyone)

biggest pet peeve, say character and reader are in an argument, and the line is like “you hold back your tears and gojo speaks to you, a surge of pain rushing your body” or whatever the fuck it is BUT MY POINT is that like there is a strict submissive and crying personality that “reader” is stuck in, and i see this like weak helpless reader personality over and over again! like pls im the one yelling at gojo what happened to standing on business. esp in smut too, pls let the reader be more sultry, instead of just stuttering and crying

ik not everybody does this, but i read fanfics with me myself envisioned as the reader, and with myself not being that pushover that i see reader CONSTANTLY is, im tired of trying to find fics where im not rolling my eyes at the actions and descriptions of them.

and no, i’m not saying the writing is bad, and thank you writers for the time you put into the these fics! but for the love of god, please make these personalities more versatile for the ones that are on the tougher side 😭 my less affectionate avoidant attachment is screaming at some of these current fics

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i was going to make this a smau but i cringed at the idea but i think it was a better option, anyway, “when he’s copying your snaps” trend with megumi :3

it’s late, you’re bored, so what better way to spend the night than harass to your best friend (who you’re secretly in love with but you’d never admit that).

you texted about anything that came to your mind, but eventually you ran out of things to say. megumi wasn’t much of a texter anyway, you knew that, and his social battery got drained way faster than most people. so, you sent a picture of you in your bed, captioned, “in my bed :p.”

megumi’s response was scarily fast—and similar. “in my bed too.”

then, you sent a photo of you making a heart.

he sent one back. “my hearts better.”

then, you had an idea. it was stupid, dumb. it was dangerous—you were risking your dignity for a stupid picture. still, you had a smug grin on your face as you sat up and flexed your arm, taking a picture of your bicep. “you wish you had muscle like me.”

your stomach flipped and turned as you waited for his picture—if he even sent one. if he didn’t, you’d move away and start a new life. the embarrassment would be otherworldly. but then, your phone buzzed. you opened the snap.

it was a picture of megumi sitting up, flexing his arm, probably a little too hard. his room was dark, but you could still make out the curve of his bicep under the sleeve of his shirt, and boy, was it great. “yeah, i totally wish i had muscle like you.”

before you could even freak out and gush over his perfect photo, he sent a text. it read: my dorm room’s unlocked by the way.

requests are open ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

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i have the greatest plot for the most gut wrenching and beautiful levi fic i can think of that’s been on my mind for MONTHS but i just can’t find the energy to write it 💔

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i will DIE on this hill this man does not fuck u senseless he makes love

I love reading a good dominant Levi fic but also for me I don’t picture him that way. I can only imagine how soft he is with you. His entire life has been pain and fighting, why would he want that in his sex life? No I picture him being as gentle with you as he possibly can, making sure the only thing that he pulls out of you are cries of pleasure. Instead of spanking you and being rough with you, he runs his rough hands all over your soft body, whispering sweet praises about how good you feel and how you were made for him. He feels so thankful that instead of bringing pain to you, you’re underneath him wriggling in pleasure. I also picture you being his first and vice versa. You are learning what you like together, and of course he has a natural talent for it. He’s a stoic man but he can’t help the way he whimpers into your neck when he first pushes in to your wetness.

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love this i screamed

smol nasty fic kinda sorta inspired by this art. (not proud of this, it sounded way better in my head)

cw: masturbation, a lil overstimulation, self-recording

levi had his head thrown back, shirt bunched up as he fisted and stroked his cock to your voice.

he’d woken up this morning to an mp3 file from you, and it wasn’t until he returned from the gym that he got curious enough to find out what it was. if he knew what a nasty little surprise you left for him, he would have wasted no time driving to your apartment instead of the gym. he couldn’t even make it back to his room before he was grabbing his airpods and lying back down on his couch, pulling down his shorts as he began stroking himself to you.

“mmh..”

he went faster hearing you cry out his name and whine uncontrollably. his hips bucked in his hand when he heard the faint wet noises in the background, followed by your voice, “hear that, levi? that’s how wet you get me, that’s how much i’ve been missing you…”

groaning, he bit down on his shirt to muffle his moans. “fuck..god, baby..!” he sputtered on his breath as he looked down and noticed just how hard he was. the prominent veins around his cock was proof that you had him in a chokehold, even from a distance. the sensitive head of his cock was swollen red and aching for your mouth, your warm cunt instead of his hands right now. he cursed and whined needily, stroking his cock in time with your pussy’s wet noises.

he shut his eyes, the sloppy sounds growing louder along with your desperate whimpers, letting him know you were close. you sounded so fucking needy and pathetic, it was driving him insane. but it also pleased him to know he had the same effect on you just as you had on him. the barely audible but constant shuffle of your bed gave away the fact that you were physically writhing for him. all for him. with a guttural, raw moan, he chased his release in tandem with you.

“levi—oh my god—levi, i’m gonna cum, i’m gonna—levi!” you came with a loud cry, screaming his name.

your name was a prayer on his lips as he finished at the same time as you, shooting all his load onto his stomach. his hips quivered involuntarily as he teased his overstimulated tip, lost in the frenzy of his high.

with a deep exhale, he came back to his senses and used his shirt to clean up his warm release. “fuck,” he breathed heavily, rising from his spot and reaching for his phone that was propped up against a couple of books on the coffee table.

he tapped on the bright red button, stopping the recording. he wasted no time sending you back not an mp3 file of himself, but an mp4.