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Swords & sorcery ⚡️

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why are cyberpunk tabletop things so obsessed with decency and personhood being tied to how many surgeries you haven’t had

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bosohurricane

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shiny quilava 💫

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Canada Lugia

beware the vicious aerohonk attack

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I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

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#172-#025-#026. The Pikachu line is known for their rubber cheeks, conductive tails and love for chewing wires, ruining plugs and stealing batteries. At least they're cute doing it.....................

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what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

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(Based in this post)

Happy Pokemon day!! If youre a johto starter you either get isekai’d or become french

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Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique

(prints here)

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johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york

bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is

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they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

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Grass (+1 reroll) and Flying, Mushroom Poke. Will be drawing this legend today

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

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emotionally exhausted enough to cut contact down to minimal and watch Pokémon during my free time.

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cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.