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I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

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hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

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Trans people don't need to disclose that they're trans to you before you date them but i definitely think cis people should start disclosing they're cis instead of just saying "im a girl/boy" cause dating a cis person is a commitment not everyone has the time for. Like buying a bird

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90% of what people assume to be someone being "ignorant" about trans women is active malice. It's unbelievably condescending to get all shocked about how "I can't believe people would be that ignorant :(" when someone is talking about active malice that serves a specific social function.

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mutual reblogged my post which means they still love me 10002992 healed 383782728272 revived

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chilling in a hoodie and sweatpants and armoured breastplate, gauntlets and greaves

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Going out to meet an old friend I crushed on for roughly a decade.

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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Fits with my Ma. Apparently there's a resemblance?

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

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looks like the government is doing something about cults

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