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calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry

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Liesel: BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF! BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE A LONG BUBBLE BATH. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS! VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION!

Lane: I’m just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thanks, Les.

Liesel: YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THATS YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY!

Bonus:

Moses and Lena: (watching from afar)

Moses: Your Sync is yelling at my Sync.

Lena: But she’s doing it politely.

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Max: (after his fight with Casper) stab wound? I think you mean extra pocket.

Kenni: (concerned noise)

Sam: Max you aren’t allowed to leave my sight. Ever again.

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Flint (being the diversion): Hey there, Sunfolk. It’s me. Ya boy.

Sunfolk guards: …

Ajax: kill him.

Flint: (proceeds to lead them on a runabout)

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Flint: Welcome to another episode of “This Sounds Like It Should Be A Fever Dream.” And it certainly should be a fever dream. But it is, in fact, my life.

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Aero: Living with the Freefolk isn’t always adventurous or exciting. Sometimes it’s pushing Shade’s face away while yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you despite knowing this because he’s a himbo with no sense of self-preservation.

(Later, to Flint)

Aero: Shade has bronchitis. You’ll never guess how.

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Miscarriage PSA

If you are having a miscarriage and your child has died in the womb, you do not need an abortion.

Removing a child who has already died is not an abortion. You don’t need to go to an abortion facility. Any hospital or surgical center that offers OB/GYN services will be able to take care of you, regardless of whether or not they do abortions.

I just spoke with a couple this morning who thought they needed to go into an abortion facility because their child died in the womb. They were about to have a surgical procedure done in a facility that does not meet ambulatory surgical center standards. The facility has terrible Yelp reviews from people in the same situation who were not treated with respect and who had complications due to the low quality of care.

Do not believe the abortion industry’s lie that we need abortion facilities and legalized abortion for miscarriages.

You deserve real medical care at a real hospital or surgical facility, provided by doctors who care about you and your health.

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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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Socket: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Ian: Just rip the bandage off.

Socket: It’s Lena.

Mal: Put the bandage back on.

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*a masked killer has Evan trapped*

Evan: Who are you?

Unknown: When I was a teenager, you killed my loved one, arrested me and imprisoned me without trial, I escaped, and you chased me halfway across the country to recapture or kill me - whichever was easier for you...

Evan: Maxwell?

Unknown: No, I’m not Maxwell.

Evan: ...Baron?

Unknown: No.

Evan: Inferno?

Unknown: (annoyed) No!

Evan: Magdalena?

Unknown: NO!

Evan: Look, you’re gonna have to narrow it down a bit further...

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underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

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Sam: (after getting Healsick) I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.

Max: Sam, that sounds like a coma.

Kenni: Agreed.

Sam: Sounds festive.

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Lena: You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.

Socket: I’m sor-

Lena: this intrigues me.

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Allison: I think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough.

Socket: Yeah, if we all got into the water and pushed.

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I have an idea. it’s a little revolutionary and the world might not be ready for it but hear me out. a man & a woman meet. the man acts rude and arrogant and the woman dislikes him for it. and then the woman continues to dislike him throughout the entirety of the work of fiction in question and never falls in love with him and they never get married, not even a little bit. thank you for your time

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