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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity
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Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary
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hey can you check if these look okay?
*shows you my titties*
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Concept: grabbing a girl by her hips, bringing her closer to you so you can kiss her.
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don’t you just hate it when 🚙
um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]
can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.
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"we need to invent truth serum" its called RED WINE
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“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
sniff
fall off things
Lick plastic (BAD trick)
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if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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