trying to figure myself out so if you wanna hop on this self discovery bullshit then welcome
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here
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Every person I have ever let go of has been forcibly ripped from my heart
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Beach day tomorrow! It's raining now but I am so excited for sun and lake and food
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Where are my girls who like the hot weather
Where are my girls who are Loving this heat wave
I have a layer of sweat over my whole body and I am Thriving
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It is 10am and I've already finished all my work for the day
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I'm so glad I have this bc the amount of stress to post on Instagram is crazy. I'm just here writing in my journal instead 😌
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breaking up actually sucks bc what do you mean I can't come see you on wednesday
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Went to my boyfriend's to break up with him and then he broke up with me so #stay winning ladies
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all I'm saying is if I was someone's house cat I wouldn't be having these issues
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Being home alone is really fun actually bc I can have fishie crackers and cranberry goat cheese for dinner and no one can stop me
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Let's play a game called Do I Like My Outfit Today where I put on an outfit I like and then stare at myself in the mirror until I hate it
#im going through it with the body positivity journey#its not great but will get better#sarah figures it out
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they should just let u turn around and go home if it takes too long to get to work
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I wore pasties (under my top) to a concert yesterday (bad idea #1) and then went to sleep in them (bad idea #2) and then took them off this morning (painful) and didn't wash off the residue (bad idea #3) and now I have flower shaped rings around my nipples that won't come off (don't have baby oil on me) and I have a date right after work (bad idea #4)
moral of the story, #free the nipple
#sarah figures it out#all so i could wear a teeny tiny top and not worry about flashing anyone#this was not worth it#and also its itchy
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It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Why am I still even here
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one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me
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Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone
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