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If complaining improved anything, the world would have already run out of problems to complain about.

There's never a polite time, place, or way to say "ohh my fucking god you people never stop complaining about anything do you", but I think there should be.

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Some people are just like. If you were all fish they'd never stop complaining about how they hate being wet.

There's never a polite time, place, or way to say "ohh my fucking god you people never stop complaining about anything do you", but I think there should be.

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Yes, very important clarification.

So if someone makes a post like "if you're the type of a person who'll by the last bottle of dandruff shampoo off the shelf right in front of five people who desperately need that stuff, just because you want to wash your dog with it, because your dog gets dandruff from it and you think it's funny that your dog gets dandruff from dandruff shampoo, I hate you, there's something rotting in your soul, you will be reborn as a gnat"

it is not necessary to respond to that by going "but what about me? I buy dandruff shampoo but only because I need it and I'd never do any of that other stuff. Do you think I'm rotten too?"

Fun tumblr trivia!

If someone starts a post with something along the lines of "if you are the type of a person who" and then lists a very distinct and specific assortment of traits and features that a person can have, and ends the post in "then fuck you", "I hate you", etc, the post is directed to people who do ALL OF THE LISTED THINGS, not just one or two. Unless you do EVERY SINGLE ONE of the things that are mentioned in the post, then that post is NOT ADDRESSING YOU. It is not a list of random things that people might do that OP hates, and it is NOT necessary for you to ask OP if they still have a problem with you if you use dandruff shampoo but don't do any of the other 9 pointers of the 10-point list.

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I've tried asking what they think should be done about the situation, and once they agree that nothing can be done about it, I'd try to suggest that then perhaps it's simply a part of life that's always been that way and always going to be, so why bother complaining?

Unfortunately, my boyfriend's family does not abide by "if it can't be improved then it just has to be endured." Just because there's always idiots in traffic, and always will be, doesn't mean it isn't necessary to complain about them every single time.

There's never a polite time, place, or way to say "ohh my fucking god you people never stop complaining about anything do you", but I think there should be.

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There's never a polite time, place, or way to say "ohh my fucking god you people never stop complaining about anything do you", but I think there should be.

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Also adding that his oldest kid was 15. In further hindsight I'm now 31 and holy fucking shit it would be weird as fickong hell to have a stepson who is 22. Out of all possible timelines of my life, I think I ended up choosing the least weird one.

Back before I met my boyfriend, I was on grindr looking for love from the completely wrong place. I started talking with a guy who was from the next town over, 16 years older than me, and divorced with three kids, which I was confident I wouldn't have a problem with, I'd have been down to become a stepfather of three at the age of 24 if that'd be what it would take to have a partner in my life. Like this guy was making bad life choices but so was I, so might as well be that to each other right??

We went on like three dates, first he came over to visit me, and the two other times I went over to his. On the second date we went out with his friend group who were cool, and the third one we were just having a quiet night at home and his kids were there. Like the kids were just normal kids of the age they were, nothing wrong with them, but that's the point I got weirded out. Like why tf are you bringing a guy you just met on grindr into your home with your damn kids in there?? The youngest was like five and she didn't seem bothered at all that there was a complete stranger she's never seen before just staying over and sleeping in her dad's bed.

I didn't even dump him or give an explanation or anything, I just ghosted and blocked him. Like nothing wrong with being divorced or having kids but dude you make bad life choices, trust strangers around your kids, and I don't respect you.

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Back before I met my boyfriend, I was on grindr looking for love from the completely wrong place. I started talking with a guy who was from the next town over, 16 years older than me, and divorced with three kids, which I was confident I wouldn't have a problem with, I'd have been down to become a stepfather of three at the age of 24 if that'd be what it would take to have a partner in my life. Like this guy was making bad life choices but so was I, so might as well be that to each other right??

We went on like three dates, first he came over to visit me, and the two other times I went over to his. On the second date we went out with his friend group who were cool, and the third one we were just having a quiet night at home and his kids were there. Like the kids were just normal kids of the age they were, nothing wrong with them, but that's the point I got weirded out. Like why tf are you bringing a guy you just met on grindr into your home with your damn kids in there?? The youngest was like five and she didn't seem bothered at all that there was a complete stranger she's never seen before just staying over and sleeping in her dad's bed.

I didn't even dump him or give an explanation or anything, I just ghosted and blocked him. Like nothing wrong with being divorced or having kids but dude you make bad life choices, trust strangers around your kids, and I don't respect you.

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It is unfortunately often impossible to tell whether I am making a reference to an obscure book from the 1700s, having a stroke of genius, or just having a stroke.

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Does everyone have something you'd be kind of curious to try out for a little bit, just to see what it's like, but that you 100% never will because you rationally know that it's actually legit dangerous and that you cannot just "try it a little bit" just to see what it's like?

I've always been kind of curious about what it would be like to join a cult. Like I know that it's like those underwater whorls that pull you down in a blink and you're never going to fight your way back to the surface again, so I'm absolutely not going to fuck with that shit, but I'm pretty sure I'd be really good at being in a cult.

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Dont scare me like that!!!

There's a tub of shit in Hell, waiting for me to stir it.

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The older I get, the more I meet people who think that life in general shouldn't be pleasurable. They suffer and endure and never try to change anything for the better. They see it as a sign of weakness, and constantly berate people for saying things are bad and should be better. They say "well everyone's got it difficult" and think this will make my life better, not worse??

What do you say to those kinds of people, wise internet man?

There's no point in saying anything to them. They enjoy being miserable and they're having a splendid time.

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Fun tumblr trivia!

If someone starts a post with something along the lines of "if you are the type of a person who" and then lists a very distinct and specific assortment of traits and features that a person can have, and ends the post in "then fuck you", "I hate you", etc, the post is directed to people who do ALL OF THE LISTED THINGS, not just one or two. Unless you do EVERY SINGLE ONE of the things that are mentioned in the post, then that post is NOT ADDRESSING YOU. It is not a list of random things that people might do that OP hates, and it is NOT necessary for you to ask OP if they still have a problem with you if you use dandruff shampoo but don't do any of the other 9 pointers of the 10-point list.

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Do you feel a pressure to come up with new bangers, or just vibing and being weird on the internet?

I have zero quality control, all my bullshit thoughts just come pouring out.

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The best part of tumblr is that you could make a poll like "how did you find out that the pope just got assassinated?" with different news sources listed and "from reading this poll wtf" as the last option, and watch how 100% of the answers are the last one, because there's no better use for this site than lying recreationally.

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I had to put hand lotion on my earlobes today and you do not want me to elaborate why.

Fun fact: if your regular skincare routine costs more than a new pillow, you should probably replace your pillow.