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literally there is no moral objection to be made against scat/vomit porn. like u literally cannot, there's not even a fake stupid argument there it's just obviously fine. it's literally just very gross

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Kobold after you caught them messing with something in your living room.

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im gonna fucking cry

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I can incorporate this into my belief system.

When a hamster kills 100 other hamsters in battle, it ascends into a capybara and seeks no further violence.

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

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Canadians in Australia 

A couple of gals from Canada decide to travel to Australia over the winter to get a break from 40 below, ice and snow.

They're sitting at a club in Perth, enjoying the sunshine and sipping on a cold drink.

Two of the local lads see them and one says "Hey, why don't you ask the ladies over to join us?"

Sure thing. He walks over and says "G'day, ladies, haven't seen you around here before, where are you from?"

One of the women looks up with a big smile and proudly says "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!"

He looks at them, blinks a couple of times and walks away.

He goes back to his buddy who says "Are the ladies coming over, or should we join them over there?"

His friend replies "They don't speak English."

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Absolutely destroyed, hahahaha

i think the hardest i’ve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like “my top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with you” and i was like “aw baby🥺🥺🥺. what’s the tenth one??” and he didn’t hesitate even a little before saying “sex with your mom”

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depression creature

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weird kids best friends

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If Mike was a Kojima character he would be named Bald Redman

*fear beatboxing*

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I am an avid vinesauce watcher, so all Jerma bits I catch are from the Four Horsemen streams. But by god Jerma seems every bit as unhinged as vinny.

*fear beatboxing*

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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So many people deserve so much better. Yet because alot of ungrateful cunts feel entitled, they suffer.

Lowkey this world kinda sucks

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lol, same