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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards
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They cut my fucking head off so I'd be one of those severed heads that dispenses wisdom but I'm dumb as hell and the advice I give is dogshit so they're talking about using me like a soccer ball
damn, that sounds rough. they let mine host a late night comedy show.
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Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care
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what if your TIRES WERE FLAT and your PSYCHIATRIST DENIED YOUR PAYMENT and your friend was MAD and also you havent watched your new tv show episode yet. what would happen then. personally id grab a gun
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going down?
#markhelly#mark severance#mark s#helly r#helena eagan#helly severance#severance#procreate#more finished version of whatever i posted yesterday
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see you at the equator
#severance#mark scout#mark severance#mark s#helly r#markhelly#helly severance#drawing#procreate#digital art
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my beautiful wilderness jigsaw. bisexual terrorist. shaunnibal lecter
#lil procreate brush experiment#shauna shipman#shauna yellowjackets#shauna sadecki#melanie lynskey#sophie nelisse#yellowjackets#shauna yj#yj#procreate
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The Thing/The Kiss
After the 1982 film and Gustav Klimt
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my antler queens
#yellowjackets#lottie matthews#lottie yellowjackets#nat scatorccio#natalie scatorccio#nat yellowjackets#shauna shipman#shauna yellowjackets
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