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hands down, best birthday present ever

MJ waits up for Peter to get back from patrol so she can be the first to wish him Happy Birthday.

for @hotidiotsummer​ and Peter’s birthday <3

check out ao3 for full image

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Netflix and Chill

Find the E-rated full image on AO3 here

For @hotidiotsummer

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oh, you give me sweet relief

for @hotidiotsummer

full image on ao3!

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my fav thing about peter and mj is the fact that they both equally obsessed with each other love that for them

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the slowest moving train

Collab with @weezly14 | E | 6 chapters | day 2 for @spideychelleweek: college au | @hotidiotsummer

“What’s the worst that could happen?” Peter asks.

“Do you actually want me to answer, because I can think of at least five things,” Ned asks.

“It’s just sex,” Peter replies, “just a physical thing. No strings. It’ll be fine.”

“Yeah, because you and MJ are completely normal people who have a totally chill history and haven’t spent two years avoiding each other. It’s not like you moped around for months after - ”

“We’re just - it’s not a relationship, Ned. It’s - it’s convenient. And easy. That’s all.”

“Famous last words.”

Read now on AO3

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“What are you hiding, Peter Parker?”

MJ’s pretty sure the hunky guy she’s hooking up with is actually Spider-Man.

A very belated gift to my dear friend @jenniboo311!! you are such a kind and wonderful friend, and i’m so glad to know you! 

Here is a doodle for you of some petermj pillow talk!

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What’s up, sluts! It’s the most wonderful time of year again! That’s right! Hot Girl Summer of 2022 is here. You know the drill. Once again utilizing thorough research strategies such as excluding any tag that did not directly involve Peter and MJ, and scrolling very quickly on each page, we found that this year, there are 313 explicit fics. That’s 116 more than last year! Great work everyone! Round of applause! Pat yourselves on the back. You’ve earned it, champ.

(Note: while we are aware of the existence of fics with the M rating that contain some smut, our research exclusively focuses on fics that are rated E).

Still, we feel as though there can be even more. 

And once again, we present our solution:

HOT IDIOT SUMMER 2022

The collection of Spideychelle works centered around thotty activities is back, babey! Just like last year, it will be open from June 1st to August 31st. 

Housekeeping Items:

No prompts. Only vibes.

There will be no dedicated prompts or days. Write whatever you want, whenever you want!

If you need some inspiration, here are a few lists that can help!

100 Smut Dialogue Prompts

Smut Prompt List

Kink Prompt List

Smutty Prompts

Sentence Starts. Flirty/Suggestive/NS*W Edition

Starting June 1st (yes, we know that’s not the first day of Summer, but Hot Girl Summer isn’t about when you start) post on Tumblr and/or to the collection on AO3.

Make sure to tag us so that we can reblog your work!

We know that there are other events this summer. Explicit works you make for those can be added to our collection!

So what exactly can we do?

Lots! Writing (drabbles, blurbs, three sentence fics, full-blown 100k slow-burn friends to lovers if that’s your vibe, etc.) and art on any medium (moodboards, sketches, digital art, animation, etc., as long as it follows our guidelines).

Any Rules?

Non-con/dub-con are strictly prohibited.

NO RACISM, SEXISM, HOMOPHOBIA, PEDOPHILIA, OR AGE-INAPPROPRIATE SHIPS

If there are any issues that you see, don’t hesitate to communicate with us!

REMEMBER: Tags are very important.

Not everyone has the same interests and experiences. Please include necessary trigger warnings.

We reserve the right to deny any creations that we feel can cause harm.

If there is any question as to whether or not you should tag something, feel free to reach out, but the safest bet is to just tag it.

This is a strictly Spideychelle collection, however threesomes (lol) and more are more than welcome as long as they follow the rules above.

Link to Collection

In further research, we hope this resolution increases our data for the Spideychelle tag. Thank you for your time.

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What’s up, sluts! It’s the most wonderful time of year again! That’s right! Hot Girl Summer of 2022 is here. You know the drill. Once again utilizing thorough research strategies such as excluding any tag that did not directly involve Peter and MJ, and scrolling very quickly on each page, we found that this year, there are 313 explicit fics. That’s 116 more than last year! Great work everyone! Round of applause! Pat yourselves on the back. You’ve earned it, champ.

(Note: while we are aware of the existence of fics with the M rating that contain some smut, our research exclusively focuses on fics that are rated E).

Still, we feel as though there can be even more. 

And once again, we present our solution:

HOT IDIOT SUMMER 2022

The collection of Spideychelle works centered around thotty activities is back, babey! Just like last year, it will be open from June 1st to August 31st. 

Housekeeping Items:

No prompts. Only vibes.

There will be no dedicated prompts or days. Write whatever you want, whenever you want!

If you need some inspiration, here are a few lists that can help!

100 Smut Dialogue Prompts

Smut Prompt List

Kink Prompt List

Smutty Prompts

Sentence Starts. Flirty/Suggestive/NS*W Edition

Starting June 1st (yes, we know that’s not the first day of Summer, but Hot Girl Summer isn’t about when you start) post on Tumblr and/or to the collection on AO3.

Make sure to tag us so that we can reblog your work!

We know that there are other events this summer. Explicit works you make for those can be added to our collection!

So what exactly can we do?

Lots! Writing (drabbles, blurbs, three sentence fics, full-blown 100k slow-burn friends to lovers if that’s your vibe, etc.) and art on any medium (moodboards, sketches, digital art, animation, etc., as long as it follows our guidelines).

Any Rules?

Non-con/dub-con are strictly prohibited.

NO RACISM, SEXISM, HOMOPHOBIA, PEDOPHILIA, OR AGE-INAPPROPRIATE SHIPS

If there are any issues that you see, don’t hesitate to communicate with us!

REMEMBER: Tags are very important.

Not everyone has the same interests and experiences. Please include necessary trigger warnings.

We reserve the right to deny any creations that we feel can cause harm.

If there is any question as to whether or not you should tag something, feel free to reach out, but the safest bet is to just tag it.

This is a strictly Spideychelle collection, however threesomes (lol) and more are more than welcome as long as they follow the rules above.

Link to Collection

In further research, we hope this resolution increases our data for the Spideychelle tag. Thank you for your time.

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i come alive when you tease me

Happy birthday @spiderman-homecomeme! I hope you know how much you mean to me. I’m so happy Spideychelle brought us together, so here’s a gift from me to you about them. Enjoy this Enemies to Idiots to Lovers fic, and happy @hotidiotsummer! <3

Yet, as she strides across the room, a sudden rush of confidence pushes her to cut this out once in for all. She swings her door open and heads right to the door inches to the right of her apartment. Her hand hovers over, balled in a fist, ready to knock when she hears something that makes her stop.

“Oh, Peter!”

Her heart freezes.

She doesn't need this right now.

MJ moves back to New York—in an apartment with a very thin wall—shared with her ex-boyfriend, Peter Parker.

Chapter One

Chapter Two

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Last Call - by @spideysmjs and @spiderman-homecomeme

Peter/MJ - Bartender!AU​

Rating: E

HOETRY CLUB

MJ: I think the date’s ending soon. Gwen: noooo it didn’t work out? MJ: No, I think I’m going home with the bartender. Fel: WHAT Gwen: WHAT Cind: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Part I Part II

for @hotidiotsummer

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read my lips 

a @hotidiotsummer fic

Summary: In which MJ hates Charles Dickens and Peter just wants to help her out.

Rating: E

“Fuck—Peter.”

“Is that in the book?” He challenges as he pops off of her clit, his fingers still curling into her, knuckle-deep. “Pretty sure his name’s Pip, actually.”

She hates how she can hear the stupid grin on his face.

Read on AO3!

For @spideyfic on your birthday!! hope you had a wonderful day!!<3

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a fic by @pursue-solitude and me :D

Happy @hotidiotsummer !

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birthday blues

She’s not sure what exactly she sees in the swirling pits of them that could explain what she says next, but before she can stop herself she finds herself saying, “Can I come with you?”

“Uh, to my apartment?” He asks, his confusion clear both from his tone and from the furrow of his brow.

MJ loses a bit of her nerve at his words. “Y-yes,” It comes out unsteady and unsure.

Or: MJ is having pretty crappy birthday until Spider-Man accidentally winds up on her fire escape.

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A belated fic for MJ’s birthday written for @hotidiotsummer​ (but mostly written for @spideysmjs​)

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Uncropped version (+more) on ao3 bc thirst is illegal on hell site 🥲

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Peter: Why are you so tall?

Michelle: Would you prefer me on my knees?

Peter: What

Michelle: What

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if 😏

Agony.

For tomorrow’s chapter of @groo-ock and I’s @hotidiotsummer art student mj / nude model Peter fic:

The problem, if it could really be qualified as such, isn’t that she did it— isn’t that she enjoyed it or even didn’t feel guilty.

Send me a word and I’ll tell you if it’s in a WIP

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Peter

Trouble.

For the sequel to Swipe Right, an entry coming soon 😏 for @hotidiotsummer

“So,” Michelle says, feeling buzzed from the alcohol she’s consumed and from the knowledge that Peter Parker not only had a crush on her but was the Lightweight date she’d been flirting with for the better half of a week.

Send me a word and I’ll tell you if it’s in a WIP