howdoistopthetrain

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Stephen: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Stephen: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Harley: uh...

Tony: he’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

Stephen: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Peter: *crying* it’s working

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Cas: please? For me?

Dean: don’t do that

Cas: what?

Dean: you think every time you say ‘please? For me?’ I’ll do whatever you want, well, not this time

Cas: please? For me?

Dean: okay

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Dean: [to Cas] I heard you think I’m cute

Cas: maybe...

Dean: [trying to flirt] well... I also think I’m cute

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Tony: being gay isn’t a choice

Tony: [grabbing Stephen’s hand] it’s a game and I’m winning

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Dean: I’d like you all to remember how much you adore me and how dull your lives would be without me

Jack:

Cas:

Sam: ...what did you do?

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Steve: what do we say when our actions disappointed someone?

Bucky: hoes mad

Steve: get out

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Ben: point is, we need to try it

Klaus: but that’s illegal

Ben:

Klaus: I’m just fucking with you, I’m in

Diego: I’m in too, I heard the word ‘illegal’

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Stephen: Tony, what’s in that bottle?

Tony: water

Stephen: it looks like wine

Tony: [faking being surprised] damn, Jesus did it again!

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[playing twister]

Natasha: Bucky, right hand red

Bucky: [ends up on top of Steve]

Steve: okay you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Natasha: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, honestly I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner

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Cas: Dean, we need to talk about-

Dean: the kitchen was already on fire when I got there

Cas: what?

Dean: what?

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Steve: what are you doing?

Bucky: offering moral support

Steve: you have morals?

Bucky: no, but I support those who do

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Cas: Dean just texted me back ‘lmao’ from the other room

Cas: I hear no laughing

Cas: I’m dating a laugh liar

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Tony: [hugs Stephen from behind] I love you

Tony: [whispers into Stephen’s ear] but if you ever drink my coffee again, I will destroy you

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Klaus: truth or dare

Luther: truth

Klaus: what’s your credit card number

Luther: dare

Klaus: I dare you to tell me your credit card number

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Steve: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Bucky: you said to satanize the house

Steve: I SAID SANITIZE

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Dean: if you had to choose between Gabe and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you choose?

Sam: depends. How much money are we talking?

Gabe: Sam???

Dean: eleven cents

Sam: sold

Gabe: SAM?!?!??

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Dean: sure, you could probably fight better than me...

Dean: but have you ever seen anyone CRY in the middle of the battlefield?

Cas:

Dean: that’s what I THOUGHT