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🔘if quizzes r quizzical then what r tests

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Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

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what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

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IT'S FUN WHEN I'M BEING PERCEIVED AS A GUY WHO PAINTS HIS NAILS AND WEARS RINGS NOT A GIRL WHO PAINTS HER NAILS AND WEARS RINGS

the trans experience of, after running as far away from your forcibly assigned gender as possible, turning around and cautiously approaching it from the other side

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This story just keeps getting worse and worse

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I don’t know if any of you had the same experience as me, but I tried therapy when I was a teenager living in an abusive household and thought it was a waste of time. Ultimately my biggest problems (dad) were beyond my control and no amount of coping would make them better. Now that I’m an adult with actual control over my life and don’t live with my dad anymore therapy is MUCH more helpful.

If any of you had bad experiences with therapy when you were younger it may be worth it to try again now.

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can’t believe some of you tried to say undertale was cringe as if it did not raise the bar for rpg style games AND have a banging soundtrack AND multiple endings AND a good story AND unique mechanics

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I need to do like all of these frick

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

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Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

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what was discord thinking with the logo + name redesign it looks so grim 😭

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I am still terrified of single player mc for this I've always played with my brother or cousins and it feels so off whenever I play alone and so fricking scary especially the music is so lonely like idk it's so good but so lonely when you're playing alone

anyone else scared of single player minecraft. not just like oh it’s scary to mine alone. but the odd paranoia that there is another user there. that you’ll be playing alone and leave your house and there’s a person standing there. or you’re mining and there’s a user standing in the path you mined that leaves when you see it

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Hot take: Technoblade being funny during "serious" role-play isn't "breaking a character" because c!Techno canonicaly struggles in social interactions. Him genuinely answering Tommy's "What is wrong with you?" question or "The adults are speaking." line were 100% natural for a person like that to say in those situations.

It doesn't make c!Techno a bad character or cc!Techno a bad actor/writer. It doesn't take away from the overall drama or brake anyones immersion. It does make the mood a bit less heavy, but consider - people who are a part of a situation have an effect on that situation.

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Okay uh… idk what happened recently, but what the hell? Why is the Awesamdude tag so full of hate again?? Why are people main tagging their hate again??? Why is the fun getting sucked out of the main tag again??? 

I’m sorry but… why do ya’ll do that? Can’t you just… keep the hate on the #c!awesamdude critical and #c!sam critical tags?? It’s honestly getting kinda old. Seeing these dumb discourse about who’s fault it is and who should be blamed and whatever the hell is happening with c!Sam and c!Tommy. 

Can’t we Awesamdude enjoyers just search up the main tag for our favorite streamer and not see how horrible his character is? Can’t we visit the main tag and not see how much people hate our favorite character? How much they want to punch/strangle/kill him? Can’t we scroll down the main tag without getting stressed out with all this negativity? Can’t we enjoy Awesamdude content without having to endure all the shit our main character gets???

All your feelings about the lore is valid, but sheesh some of you need to learn how to chill and how to tag properly. I’m not even gonna stop at the Awesamdude hate maintagging anymore, this call out post extends to all the characters who get main tag hate as well.

Please, for the love of everything holy, STOP MAINTAGGING YOUR HATE. 

Stop main tagging your Tommy, Technoblade, Wilbur, Philza, Awesamdude, Dream, Quackity, Jack Manifold, and literally every other DSMP character criticals and hate. It’s not cool to just freaking shove negativity onto the people who enjoy these characters without wanting to get involved with all the drama.

Call me dramatic or sensitive, I don’t care. I’m pushing for organization, respect and proper etiquette. All of which this fandom seems to lack. 

There are critical tags for a reason. If you made an in depth essay/analysis on how one character is the worst or why you hate them or why their actions are not redeemable, put it in the critical tags. If you make a meme denouncing your title of apologist, a simple sentence declaring your hate on a character, a declaration of distaste and violence towards the character, put it in the critical tags. If you think main tagging those things so ‘other people can see it’, then you better stop that shit. That isn’t cool in the slightest. 

This is a passive-aggressive reminder that not everyone wants to see their favorite character get hate. That not everyone likes seeing their favorite character get judged so negatively in the main tags. That not everyone enjoys reading about all the drama that goes on in the DSMP.

We just want to have fun. And critical/hate posts in the main tags are not fun at all.

TL;DR: STOP MAIN TAGGING YOUR CRITICAL/HATE POSTS

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IT'S SO GOOD WHAT HOW

Techno with Viking haircut...sort of?

I kinda wanna redesign my human techno, make his appearance more fit into his voice. I find it hard to convince myself that his voice comes from some of my previous human techno. I might keep the old crown and cloths. Just some personal opinion, I’m curious what would you guys think?

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I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.

AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON