hsr-confessions

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i'd wanna be best friends with strong mad in real life.. sigh

<3

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not too fond of strongstar

Not to invalidate your opinion but why did you phrase it like this

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I'm so sad I never got into homestar runner as a kid, too busy watching happy tree friends and stuff

Also I wanna kiss bubs

I just got flashbacks at the mere mention of htf..shudders

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so im really really really REALLY in love with strong bad (really. really) and i have the talking strong bad plush and a while back i had to take the voicebox out of him because i kept accidentally setting it off whilst cuddling him or smacking myself in the forehead with it and while i was opening him up and taking it out and stitching him shut it all just felt strangely romantic and intimate to me and like .i dont know man i dont know what it was about all that. i still get flustered thinking about it to this day and . ouh goughd lordt. why am i telling you this why am i typing this out

HEY this is what this blog is for let it all out buddy

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I want a five nights at the pizz game

If I saw Coach Z popping out from a dark hallway I’d scream too

-Mod SB

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Guess I should make a pinned huh-

Hi I'm Mod Strong Bad 👋 I'm actually the only mod here...its so dark in this basement...

ANYWAY- this is a confession blog that I started when I was a wee baby 18 year old, but now I'm totally cool and mature.

You can submit confessions about anything you want- within reason. I can't promise this blog will be as active as it was in its prime, but I'll still answer stuff every now and then.

NSFT policy below 👇, if minors can block the tag inapro-pro id appreciate that a bunch <3, I'll try not to post too much outside of the pg-13 realm anyway.

Any post that bridges beyond pg-13 will be tagged as "inapro-pro" 1a. I might even slap a full adult filter on it if I think its deserving of it, but there might be a day where an ask is just too much for me to be comfortable posting

Obviously I prefer if anyone under 18 wouldn't submit anything of that nature 2a. This also includes not involving characters who are *explicitly* undeaged in these asks- although there aren't a lot of characters in HSR who fit that mold anyway 2b. Teen Girl Squad is weird because some eps paint them being as young as junior high but is otherwise not super clear...I might avoid asks with them in risque situations for now

Kinks are fine- but they will be more heavily filtered and some cases I might be like erm nah, just keep that in mind

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does the homestar have the dick. where.

I don't have to disclose that information, thats his business

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Dont ask about the state of this blog, by the way. Its unknowable even to me

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Tbh idk how unpopular this is because not only do I not engage with fandom content most of the time but I also can’t take HSR storyline 100% seriously bc…if you think about it, it’ll fall apart. But, I do whole heartedly believe that Robin as a character wasn’t utilized the way I expected her to. Like she’s interesting but I don’t think much actually happened with her. I know she “died” but still.

Who the CRAP is Robin?

Oh don't tell me its that Honk Star Rail Genshin Impact 2 game- man you guys will go CRAZY GO NUTS over those virtual anime characters. Not me, though- I am a man of class.

You know what? I should start my OWN "kawaii desu microtransaction gambling simulator" game! I could like... make a skinny blonde hair girl with huge bozongos...and a giant crab arm. And you can make her fight OTHER skinny girls for profit! And you can buy them cosmetics like uh... a silly hat? Yeah! I'll make MILLIONS!

I'll call it... Jumping Jack's Bizarre Arena! Or JJBA, because that combination of letters hasn't been claimed by anybody else yet!

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Happy new year im drunk and I want to kiss coach z please make him real life

🎵By the time I answer this ask, it will no longer be New Years 21~ 🎵

🎵 Exactly 365 days late, but at least it's finally done🎵

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i wanna cuddle homestar (platonically) but i feel like it would be weird cuz'a the "no arms" thing haha

I'm sure you two could work something out!

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I have a hopeless crush on homestar, it's really bad. I can hardly go an hour without thinking about him. I think it's terminal.

He's got everything!

Hot, athletic, kind (sometimes), and especially stupid! What an armless hunk-a-roo.

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I would imagine bubs burning 10 hospitals down

I'm half tempted to make a visual but also....why

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i have a delusional attachment to strong sad (like kin, but much more intense) and every morning i wake up and wonder to myself how and why i got to this point

I'm (somewhat) aware of the concept!

I don't know if you're still Strong Sad by this point, but I hope you're doing well!

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i sent the confession about being in love with homsar and claiming to understand him. my feelings have gotten even stronger.

I'm very sorry I neglected your ask for years but I hope you and Homsar are having a good 1 year anniversary with your 4 1/3 kids!

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i want to hear something like a breakcore song sample a quote from homestar runner.

I know absolutely nothing about breakcore, but I'm sure some talented Music-smith with too much free time on their hands can make your oddly specific dreams a reality!

@homestarrunner You guys have some somewhat talented mods at your disposal, right?

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i had a dream about this blog where each post had elements of the ones that came before it. it just kept piling on and it was a mess.

Knowing the confession blog one of my friends run, it's only a matter of time