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“i could lend you something from work ? sometimes if there’s too much in the archives, we take the ones they wanna’ get rid of. they’re lying around in my office somewhere.”

“i would love another coffee. i’m probably gonna head home to change. or hit up the nearest store. i’ve never wanted to die more.”

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“Maybe she does love him. Just not enough to stop it from getting her fix, so she left you high and dry ?”

“I had a good lay last night, but she ran out because she loved her boyfriend. She didn’t love her boyfriend when my tongue was on her clit.”

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rowanhq:

“so, i went to get my car washed and it was looking fresh and clean- smelling like a pina colada. and then…as soon as i pulled into work, a bird pooped on my windshield. everyone’s been trying to calm me down by saying that it’s good luck when a bird poops on something but considering i broke my heel and spilled my coffee on me, i’d say that bird cursed the fuck out of me.”

“well damn, need another coffee ? or another outfit ? you’ve had a worse day than i’ve had, that’s for sure. i just missed my train.”

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wydjayson:

“meryl streep betrayed me.”

“she never betrayed anyone.”

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“no they don’t. people associated with certain designers have to wear that brand, and as an ambassador you’re allowed to try on dresses any other spokesperson hasn’t claimed for that event. and don’t ever tell me how to do my job. you chose to wear the dress, no one forced you into. and i’m not saying it looked bad, it just wasn’t your best.”

“you know as well as i do the process of these outfits - a lot of people have to wear a certain dress because their ambassadors of a certain brand so instead of critiquing the person - critique the designer. you’re a nice girl vienna but just don’t be that editor.”

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wydjayson:

“is it anything like the devil wears prada?”

“a little... not really.”

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wydjayson:

“okay there’s no show on saturday but you work on saturday’s?”

“some, not all.”

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“i’m gonna’ be working down in brooklyn.”

“feisty remark number two. is this a bad time to invite you to my stand-up show on saturday?”

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“you should listen to them.”

“all of my employees actually. and my mom.”

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wydjayson:

“fanny packs are convenient… kidding, they’re hideous. but what about a fashionable heely? they look good and then you can just roll on over to work.”

“i hope someone’s told you to not go into comedy.”

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wydjayson:

“feisty. did you have a bad heelys experience as a child? also i much prefer the subway.”

“they’re one of the worst things ever to be in fashion right next to fanny packs and ponchos.”

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“--you’re a grown ass man, take an uber.”

“but with heelys you can get everywhere so much faster!”

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“--i’d rather bring back 2007 pop punk fashion.”

“if it meant bringing back heely’s then i’d consider it.”

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wydjayson:

“app development. it’s quite fun actually. but i guess not as high stakes as fashion. i dont think i’d last an hour in fashion.”

“you could try ! the fashion industry is obsessed with new things, light up shoes, this and that, y’feel ?”

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“simply ? so close yet so far. but it’s okay, just know that half the outfits were crusty.”

“too far off? i mean, you could’ve guessed right?” val joked, looking down at her own outfit.

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“fine. it wasn’t bad... but it could’ve been totally better.”

“oh don’t be a spoil sport - if you’re going to shame me for my choice of dress, you might as well say it to my face, right?”

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alexpngs:

“there were way too many disgusting looks, i feel sorry for whoever had to witness those celebrities.”

“i thank you for the pity.”