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do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
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dont mess with me i have my african american belt in karate
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in court
judge: kris i asked you step up and present your case. Instead you have been spinning a basketball on your finger for the past 15 minutes.
judge: thats actually..pretty impressive. court rules in favor of mr. wu
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the anime is called free! but i’ve never felt so trapped in my entire life
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johnny test moving his arm as slowly as possible to avoid making a sound effect
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Conversation
sakura: sasuke i love you
hinata: naruto i love you
temari: shut the fuck up shikamaru i didn't ask your fucking opinion dipshit
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babe, will you please wear this while we have sex?
*pulls out naruto hidden leaf head band*
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ah yes arigato. watashi am starving. itadakimasu for this sushi desu
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get high right in front of your momther’s eyes today
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