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Thank god megatron won the poll we just went through our 12 abortion together ❤️❤️

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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Megatron gets pissed on in 4k.

I feel as though Optimus Prime's windshield wiper fluid is grossly underused in battle. Especially when he is up close to his opponent's face.

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I hope the 300 other perceptor fans see this I really like this bot hes one of my faaaaaavorites :D

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Ok I improved it it looks better now 😭 im never touching capcut again (true)

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I really like that one pink Soundwave piece that floats around every now and then 😌 I don’t know who made it but I put my own lil twist into the pink recolor by changing it up a little mostly by giving him some lil hearts cuz I think that’s what he needs. Kill them with kindness, pink Soundwave 🩷 you got this

This is the thing I’m referencing; but I dunno who made it so if anyone happens to know I’d be glad to update this post with who made it 😌 (cuz from what I gathered it’s an edit. Probably? I dunno) Edit: it may be from @sayoko34 !! So go check them out

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beepers ^-^

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reflector reflector perceptor perflectorrrrrr

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I hate them im normal about them

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This is so dumb 😭😭 I was giggling the whole time while I made this I think its over for me

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Why is writting so hard I'm actually about to jump off a building wtf

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if anyone’s wondering how their relationship looks like

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sequel to my other jesus + vocaloid image inspired by confessions of a rotten girl by SAWTOWNE

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Im gonna try China seeds tomorrow I've never had them before

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TRANSFORMERS ONE IS BACK IN THEATERS AT CERTAIN AREAS IM CRAZYYYYYY

Im so happy I didn't get to see this in theaters the first time so I am flipping ECSTATIC. I literally couldn't stop shaking when I saw it was reruning at a theater near me 😭 (Lowkey pathetic but these bots mean so much to me)

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What if cybertron have their version of social media and everytime there's a post about Orion whereabouts Dee get tagged