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I just wrote a fanfiction that explores this headcanon… man… no set wordcount. Just fun until its done one shots and man, my brain sure RAN with worldbuilding ideas and dramas i could cook with

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63039691

Y’all i just realised… tango’s part of the clockers in the family narrative but in a: etho got two kids, bdubs and tango.

Smthn smthn angst point because of the whole bdubs killing tango for a boogey kill smthn smthn cleo got bdubs in the separation cuz etho’s a lil too much of a bad influence and smthn smthn independent smthn smthn trauma tango hrmrmmrmr

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skizz vs. his ambidextrous brother-in-law: a love story

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I am ever so increasingly noticing how the hermits are taking each others little mannerisms…

Gem’s way of saying some words are definitely being done by some hermits and just saw an etho clip saying what scar says??? “What in the world”

Anybody else noticing this?

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so... wild life, huh?

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Life smp winners in order honestly slaps in a rhyme/rhythm way… like:

Sun

Stars

Moon

Mars

Earth

Pluto

And that fuckass Car

Like, it just flows man. Forever in my brain lmao…

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the pixel art brothers

legends say that if you pet them all at the same time, you become the pixel art master!

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symbolism can be whatever you want it to be and now that theres 7 life series we can make the winners deadly sins if we want. heres my proposition:

grian: pride (vibes) scott: sloth (laid back in most seasons) pearl: envy (towards the other soul pairings) martyn: gluttony (time is delicious) scar: greed (seashells on the sea shore) cleo: wrath (die for me) joel: lust (hes gonna fuck that car)

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Fun little redraw of this meme by @fish-cakez because it made me laugh so much, I can't stop thinking about it

Oh, and I'm playing around with digital art now (yippeeee)

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TRAFFIC SERIES RULE #1: don’t let grian at the explosives

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pumpk-kin no2 of the day

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Nov 9 Pump-kin

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Here's my Jimmy design :) lanky and like, a coat cuz i like to think when he transforms by the power of the plot, the cape is there to make sure whatever isn't ripped is still covered up.

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tango designs so far... magma cube dungeon master, current set design so far, and the classic pretty boy tango

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Oh My Love by The Score is on repeat in my brain for one reason: Team Ranchers

Romantic or Platonic, this is their song to me.

Me rambling on visuals in my brain if you’re interested under the cut:

Song starts: jimmy does the first line, tango continues it, and they both sing the song in harmony. Initially in different places before they’re sitting next to each other, smiling.

Verse 1: Team Ranchers in DL hanging out, having fun with bith lucking out and making the best of it. Leather armour, begging for food, trying to scrape a chance at winning together

[Better than a Dream] transition cut to both lifers looking at the sky, cuts to a big sun and a dot is slowly growing larger and the camera clises up on it to reveal it’s the ranchers.

Chorus: Tango sings the line {Oh my love let me be your fire} to Jimmy and camera switches to Jimmy who continues The song {We’re a thousand miles up, and I’m bout to get higher}, sassy towards tango and looking “up”. Tango continues on{Feel my heart beating out my chest}, ignoring Jimmy’s sass and looking “up”, Jimmy replies {You’re the only prayer I need to make me feel blessed} again, making eye contact.

[Singing, Oh Oh-oh…] Tango looks “up” and Jimmy follows, the Camera pans “up” and we see it’s the ranch. The Ranchers make eye contact again before the start dancging in the sky ever closer to the ranch and just before they hit, Verse 2 starts. XP orbs float around as it transitions.

[Verse 2] Tango and Timmy Interactions post-DL: Empires Xover, Limited Life, Plate Up, Secret Life, and Wild Life(afaik anyways)

[Play by You] bridge: Jimmy and Tango are standing across from each other in a void. Initially backs to each other before turning around and they both start shining their respective “fire”. Jimmy has a glowing wing around him and blaze tango design morph(idk man i have too many tango design ideas)

Chorus: chorus starts and the ranchers start falling from where they’re standing. This time Jimmy starts, a close up [Oh my love…bout to get higher] where he flies up close to far away from the camera. A hand, Tango’s, cuts through to hold Jimmy’s hand and now it’s a CU of Tango [Feel my heart…me fee blessed] and when he finishes speaking they both land back in the ranch, hand still held. And their past relationship going on in the background as they continue making eye contact with a smile.

The background stops to be inside their cozy little ranch house.

Tango [I won’t be afraid, if my spirits fade]

Jimmy [‘Cause when I see your face, I know that I am safe]

Duet of the above lines, note: jimmy starts a little earlier than Tango on the first verse and vice versa on the second

Brain just said they dance. But in a silly way. Tango starts out furst, trying to make jimmy dance like him but gives up and follows jimmy’s lead who figured that out a tick later and tried leading a lil dance sesh but fails because tango got confused on what jimmy’s trying to pull and they both realise that and laugh about it before sitting down and the background becomes outside the ranch, them on the ground overseeing the neighbourhood.

The rest of the song play out and Tango and Jimmy share one last hug and they walk off their separate ways.

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Y’all, i haven’t watched lizzie’s POV yet but is lizzie saying “she’s a whale” while being gicantic stayed in her video? I need to know… it was so funny to see in Martyn’s POV but from all the others i’ve seen its not there😭😭

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you know that one tweet that's like "they should put a single normal person into the olympics for reference?" that's what skizz is to hermitcraft. gem is living in a dense horror-themed fishing village, the shadow of a giant skull lingering over the entire vista. just up the river, impulse and bdubs are building up a cyberpunk city filled with towering skyscrapers above and exciting minigames below. just a quick walk away, you can find tango's factory, a mass of crafters and binary encoders that automatically produces every single redstone item in the game. between these three titans lies skizz's house. he is living in a blackstone shack in a literal hole in the ground with an oak sign that says "skizz's crack alley" outside. he built it day one, has barely upgraded it since then, and is living his best life. god bless him.

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what is it with him and being strange and offputting