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To those that have one for any reason: would you be offended if a family member named a kid your dead name?

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"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

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turning my grief into anger at racial healthcare disparities bc why the fuck was a fucking DOCTOR mocking my grandmother who had Just been diagnosed with fucking stomach cancer about what he assumed her diet to be!! "oh i bet you eat plenty of hamhock and fried chicken and pork chops 🤗" and the nurses neglecting her bc "oh you're independent you can do this yourself ☺️". we know that if she'd gone to see someone as soon as she had symptoms they would have dismissed everything outta hand. no fucking wonder she waited so. fucking. long bc she knew Exactly how black people (Especially black women) are treated in by the majority of medical professionals: like god damn animals.

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if youve ever heard of weird polycule drama u gotta understand its less 'poly people are bad partners' and more 'statistically if you have five girlfriends thats like 5x the likelyhood of one of your girlfriends doing something batshit" . like thats just basic math. rollin the dice. you hit the snake eyes buddy. sorry try again.

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[presenting you a questionnaire five minutes after stepping on your toes and laughing haughtily when you complained] and now, how intensely are you rooting for my inevitable and ironic downfall on a scale of one to five, with five being the highest?

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from my non-gamer pov (I'm an #ally), what this has looked like is a critical mass of maddened and delirious silksong posting for the past ~week that built to a sustained frenzied climax for about ninety minutes either side of the game's actual release, at which point everyone went absolutely dead fucking radio silent. I have not heard a single peep from any of you about what is happening in this game. no liveblogging, no screenshots, no reactions, nothing. my girlfriend emerges from her room every five-to-eight hours to intone "I've been skonging it too hard," grab a morsel of food, and withdraw to her chambers once more. Is everyone okay Are you having fun Is the silksong loud and beautiful and are you so very afraid.

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kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

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Guys all the science says polyamorous people are “normal” and “just like us” instead of sick freaks please help me to instead find science that justifies my beliefs :(

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whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.

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The thing about qprs is that they are a lot harder to get into than romantic relationships because they just don't work the same

I'm a partnering aromantic who feels absolutely zero attraction, so while I did experience that feeling of yearning for a partner like alloromantic people do, I never got that signal of "that's it, that's the person I want to be with" that you're supposed to get when you feel romantic attraction. All I got was this sense of longing for Someone but no one was actually the right person that I would actually want to be with.

With my qpr I had to go the long way because I don't get the attraction that actually makes you want to be with that specific person. I knew my partner for almost two years before I reached the point where I knew I actually wanted to be in a qpr with him and even after that it took a while to become as comfortable with eachother as we are now. Neither of us feel any attraction towards eachother and I wouldn't have it any other way but it did mean that I really had to get to know him and even learn more about myself in order to get to where we are now

My point here is that if you're also looking for a qpr, don't approach it the same way you would do with dating because it simply does not work the same way. You can't really find that person the way one would find a romantic partner and the slow but efficient method is to find a person that you really click with on a level that you don't with most people and take the long route of letting it naturally develop as you get closer. It's a slow progress but in my case it sort of just happened. I was way too emotionally closed off when we first met and what I learned is that if you really want the full experience, you gotta let people in even if it takes years

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English added by me :)

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"Your worth is not related to your income"

Sticker spotted in Oamaru, New Zealand

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my reading addon is waiting approval for firefox and chrome im so nervous. please approve my addon i think it could help at least one other person as much as it's helped me...

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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:

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this "negative" review of guillermo del toro's upcoming frankenstein movie is everything to me

"The Mexican director has chosen to emphasise the romanticism at the expense of the horror. Elordi plays the creature as a misunderstood, James Dean-like outsider with Oedipal issues rather than as an agent of evil and chaos. Even if his face and torso are latticed with suitably grotesque scars, staples and stitches, he is not only the most sympathetic character in the movie but the best-looking one too. It’s left to Oscar Isaac to provide the real villainy as the brilliant but egomaniacal scientist, Victor Frankenstein..."

HELLO YES IT'S ME, MARY SHELLEY CALLING, JUST WANTED TO ASK IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN A GUILLERMO DEL TORO MOVIE OR... I DON'T KNOW... READ MY BOOK?

"The film lurches between scenes of lush romantic melodrama and moments of Grand Guignol bloodletting."

*bangs fists on table* SIGN! ME! THE! FUCK! UP!