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Watching LOTR with my mom

mom: thats Harry Potter, why are they calling him Frodo?

me: ...

mom: ...

me: THATS NOT HARRY POTTER!

mom: well it looks just like him

me: *laughing inside*

*watching next movie*

mom: *mumbles* looks just like him

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I watched Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children last night with my friend who bought the book but haven't read it yet

*Enoch shows up*

Me: *Gasps* *Squeal* *Cant stop smiling*

Friend: Are you okay?

Me: yeah.

*Enoch speaks*

Me: *more gasps, squealing and random movement*

Friend: are you really okay?

*Enoch breathes*

Me: oh my god. I love him

*Enoch kissing Olive*

Me: *gasps* no

*Enoch holding hands with Olive*

Me: noo. 💔

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enoch o'connor taking a liking in you would include:

- you’d be really shy because it was your first day at the children’s home

- he’d be partly welcoming, partly his usual self

- at your first lunch/dinner, he’d say “you can sit by me. i don’t necessarily bite”

- you’d give him a shy smile and do as he suggested

- he’d be watching you from his room while you keep the children company in the garden

- if you ever needed help, he’d be the first to volunteer

- everyone would quietly snicker and laugh at him

- “look, enoch’s in love”

- “shut up, horace” 

- you wouldn’t understand what was happening that moment, but it didn’t matter a big deal to you

- he’d look at you with the look that said “she’s such a goddess” when you weren’t looking 

- you would, of course, be oblivious of the situation

- everyone else would be telling you enoch likes you

- you’d deny it, because why would such a gent like someone like you?

- of course you’d like him back

- actually, i think he would confess his feelings at the worst time possible

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Millard: Hey Enoch! Come play with Hugh and I!

Hugh: *Kicks ball to Enoch*

Enoch: *Purposely misses ball*

Enoch: Oh, there goes the ball

Enoch: Along with all the fucks I give

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Dating Enoch O'Connor would include:

a/n: hehe hi i’m back with another “dating would include” and this time it’s with enoch! btw, i’m writing about my life here, for i am currently dating this guy :D lol here you go

enoch in a graveyard tho!!!1!!1!!!!!

you would be the only one he’d talk to normally

this depends on what kind of person you are, but i think you two would throw sarcastic comments at each other all the time

other children would be quiet around you and enoch, as if not to disturb the peace enoch was in when he’s with you

you would spend most - all - of the time together

if you would wear his clothes, he’d be all grin-y and weird

actually he would be so proud of himself when others saw you were his (hickeys, holding hands, wearing his clothes)

well idk about the holding hands part, but i think he’d be touching you some way, no matter where or with who you two were

bUTT TOUCHING

jacob’s appearance would startle him and he’d be like a guard dog around you (if he already wasn’t)

he’d bark in his face that you’re his, he wouldn’t even let you talk to jacob

not that it mattered to you, you’d be too happy to have a visitor to care about enoch’s protectiveness

if he had any rules, you would break them just to make him angry

enoch would love love love you in skirts, especially the semi-short ones

tEASING MATE, TEASING

he would so enjoy you teasing him, in any way heheheh

sometimes, sitting and eating together with all the other children, inappropriate jokes would be exchanged between you both and miss peregrine would yell at you

which ends in you and enoch leaving the table and room giggling

the children would be very confused, emma would be uncomfortable

mmm, sharing your deepest secrets with enoch

he would make dolls and other things alive just to entertain you

reading books together

teaching him how to socialise and change his attitude towards the children and miss peregrine

i mean the sex would be !!!!! amazing

he’d be dominant

but, he’d secretly fantasise and want you to be the dominant one

where can i get an enoch

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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t exactly what I planned to do with my life but here I am.

Enoch O'Connor (via fandomsordeath)

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oh the pain!!

Cinderella and Four Knights - Episode 11

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me: *screams at everything*

friend: are u ok

me: i want to be

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*brings books to social events*

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favourite character: *dies*

me: nah get up ur fine

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THIS IS ME!!

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Me when people think it’s acceptable to disturb me when I’m reading.

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does anyone else hate this commercial? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XEKNWES2_4k

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