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Forest day is this day.

Say thank you to the trees.

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Happy Dice Day

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*click* *clack* *click* *click* *clack* *click* *click* *clack* *clack* *cla

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I haven’t been online in forever!!!! I found a frog today though!!! I got to hold it >:)

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Snacks for goblins

1. Dirt Cup

Your dreams of eating the dirt and worms are now reality!!! Don't eat real dirt!! Will give you the sick

2: Bone Cheetos

You can now cromch on some bones without breaking the law!

3. Rock Candy

Shiny crystal!!! That you can crunch!!

4. Candy rocks

They look just like real rock!! But taste like chocolate!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!

5. Gushers

Not only are they chewy but they have a GOOEY SURPRISE!!! Sticky!!!

6. Veggie straws

Crumchy vegetal,,,,,,, salty,,, vry gud

7. Kinder egg

Tasty snack that comes with FREE TREASURE!!!

8. Chocolate coins

Perfect goblin treat! Shiny! Tasty! Make click-clack sound!!!

9. Ring pops

Shiny crystal ring that is also tasty!!!

10. Scooby Snacks

You can finally fulfill your dream of crumching some dog treats!! 90's nostalgia included!!

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Hōw to håve a goblįn hõme dęcor

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Grow some moss on your furnitures

Even on your bed :

Add some weird abstract nature-inspired items

Pimp your chairs with mushroom effects, old socks, or any other unusual ornaments

And most importantly, present all your hoards well, in every single room, as if your home was a fuckin gob' museum ~

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Happy mushroom day!

Go thank the babies for existing!

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Frog of Wisdom™

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I present to you, the only things you’re allowed to propose to me with

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Laetiporus sulphureus

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Amethyst deceivers

These beauties are hard to miss! Such a striking purple 💕

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Let it be known that every day I am not living in the forest and making friends with the trees, is a day wasted.

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~ Pink and Green ~

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Don’t fucking tempt me to runaway and become a wild mushroom because I will

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Epping forest, London, UK, July 2020

Blusher (Amanita rubescens)

Another blusher - contrast with my last post to see the difference in cap colour; this feature is often not very useful for identifying a mushroom with certainty.

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Some pictures I’ve taken in my backyard/while on adventures :)

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TODAY IS TREE DAY DO GO HUG A TREE AND LOVE TREES

This may be a threat so go be nice to trees