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New GamTav one-shot by YZYdragon2222. In addition to the Humanstuck PBJ, this story does a deep dive into the world of living with disabilities. Author tries best not to offend anyone. Also enjoy a side dose of pale GamKat.

Excerpt:

“Gamzee, look,” Tavros sighs, when none of his shouting seems to get through. The cars in the back are getting angstier. “My hand controls are in your car, right? Let me drive. We’ll talk later.”

After staring into Tavros’s earnest eyes for a few more seconds, Gamzee finally gives an almost imperceptible nod. With robotic movements and numbness permeating his body, he opens the car door and unfolds his tall, lanky body from behind the wheel. Tavros tries to smile at him, but isn’t quite successful because of the worry he’s radiating. Tavros doesn’t even seem angry at all. It makes Gamzee sick to his stomach.

Gamzee watches as Tavros transfers himself into the driver’s seat. Then Gamzee helps Tavros disassemble the wheelchair and stow it in the back seat of the car. Then he gently closes Tavros’s car door.

“Come on,” Tavros says to him through the window, patting the passenger seat next to him.

But Gamzee doesn’t “come on”. He looks at Tavros’s beautiful face one last time. He’s not going to remember it, he knows that.

If he runs, he can make it to the bridge from here in twenty minutes. That’s twenty minutes of not remembering Tavros’s face and knowing that he isn’t ever going to know what his boyfriend looks like again.

He can do it.

He closes his eyes, turns on his heel and absconds as fast as he can, covering his ears as he does so, so that he doesn’t have to hear the sound of Tavros’s voice frantically calling out to him.

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GamTav + sopor donuts because I’ve been bingewatching The Simpsons lately LMAO.

Since Gamzee likes the taste of chocolate (If YoU gEt WhAt I mEaN, hOnK), the donuts have chocolate sprinkles on top

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Thank you for 200 kudos everybody!!!!! I only expect about 37392947 more LOL jk

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Chapter 21 ...His hands are still on your shoulders, and you twist your neck at an angle that allows you to chomp down on his fingers, hard. The tangy taste of blood invades your tongue, but you ignore it in favor of grinding your sharp teeth against the bones of his knuckles... Read the new chapter at https://archiveofourown.org/works/12568700/chapters/34921787 New word count: 197,488

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What I’ve been doing instead of finishing the next chapter of “I Can Feel You Across the Line”. I refuse to accept that this is anything less than FINE LITERATURE

I also can’t believe I wrote nearly 10,000 words of porn LOLOL

Go read it! You won’t regret it...or will you? };o)

The video went very well

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sBk4Or

by YZYdragon2222

It’s been ten minutes since you finished watching the video, and you’re riding out in the afterglow of masturbation by trolling up the motherfucker who caused all this in the first place. In your mind, you’re thinking of ways to get your revenge on the sexy devil.

Hmm, would it be revenge, or returning the favor?

After five more minutes you also realize that your boxers are still stuffed in your mouth.

Words: 8538, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Fifty Flavors of PBJ

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Gamzee Makara, Tavros Nitram, Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor, Aradia Megido

Relationships: Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram, Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor & Aradia Megido

Additional Tags: Webcam/Video Chat Sex, dirty talking, Masturbation, Buckets, Disability, Canon Disabled Character, Tavros in a Wheelchair, Teasing, Bulgeblocking Moirails, matesprits, Moirails, dildo, Gamzee is desperate, Tavros is naughty, Karkat is oblivious, and a bulgeblocker, Sollux suffers, Aradia is curious, Confident!Tavros, NSFW, Smut

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2sBk4Or

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My bronzeblood babies

Okay, so I absolutely fell in LOVE with Skylla’s Friendsim route.  And then I saw Vikare’s Friendsim route (LOVED it too) and I was like, he and Tavros would get along SO WELL over their mutual love of flying and cliff-related injuries.  And then I started headcanonning Tavros and the Troll Call bronzebloods as a family of siblings, in which the boys are innocent dorks who always get themselves into trouble, Skylla is the exasperated older sister and Chixie is the middle child.  Tell me I’m not the only one who has thought of this before If you don’t think bronzebloods are the most precious little babies ever, please let me know and I will FUCKING KILL YOU bye

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So, I assume all of the lowbloods were watching the trial over their hacking system or whatever- probably horrified. But what do Tav's friends all think of him now? Are they proud to see him stand up for himself and the equality of the hemospectrum, or do they think he's dumb for lying, or what? (PS GR8 UPDATE 11 OUT OF 10)

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling blindYeet [BY]

CG: I WOULD HONESTLY PREFER TO DEEP-THROAT A PORCUPINE THAN TALK TO A NOOKWHIFFING HUMAN LIKE YOU.CG: BUT UNFORTUNATELY, YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE FUCKING FORESIGHT TO INDICATE WHICH ONE OF FAIRY BOY NITRAM’S FUCKING LOWBLOOD “FRIENDS” YOU WERE REFERRING TO, BECAUSE IF YOU THINK WE SHARE THE SAME COLLECTIVE OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING, YOU ARE FUCKING MISTAKEN.CG: YOU ARE SO FUCKING MISTAKEN, THAT IF ACCURACY WAS IN THE SKY YOU’D BE BURNING MILES BENEATH THE SURFACE OF ALTERNIA.CG: IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO SAY THAT THE EMPRESS’S FUCKING DIARRHEA SMELLS LIKE FUCKING ROSES THAN TO SAY THAT ANY OF US HAVE SIMILAR OPINIONS ABOUT ANYTHING.CG: ANYWAY, SINCE YOU DIDN’T SPECIFY WHICH ONE OF OUR OPINIONS YOU WERE ASKING FOR, I’M GOING TO ANSWER BECAUSE THE OTHER BULGEREEKS HAVE SO LITTLE BRAINS IN THEIR PANS THAT I’M HAVING A SEIZURE IN FUCKING SHOCK THAT THEY CAN EVEN FORM HALF A COHERENT SENTENCE.CG: ALSO, I’M THE FUCKING LEADER SO FUCK YOU.CG: OKAY, SO WHAT WAS THE FUCKING QUESTION?CG: …CG: …WOW, SO FUCKING FUCK YOU.CG: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER YOUR FUCKING QUESTION WITHOUT SPOILING FUTURE CHAPTERS OF THIS DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT STORY?CG: DID YOU REALLY FUCKING THINK THAT THE SADISTIC BITCH WHO WRITES THIS FICTION WOULDN’T EVENTUALLY RECORD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR REACTIONS TO THE FUCKING TRIAL IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL?CG: IF YOU REALLY FUCKING THOUGHT THAT, I SERIOUSLY QUESTION WHETHER YOU HAVE EVER READ A SINGLE FUCKING WORD OF THIS PAINFULLY LONG-WINDED STORY.CG: ALL I’M GOING TO SAY FOR NOW IS THAT NITRAM IS A FUCKING DUMBASS AND A WALKING, TALKING MAGNET FOR TROUBLE.CG: OR I GUESS I SHOULD SAY, A SITTING, STUTTERING MAGNET FOR DISASTER. NOTHING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED OR WILL HAPPEN IS GOING TO CHANGE THAT FUCKING FACT. IT’S SO FUCKING FACTUAL THAT I COULD ENGRAVE IT ON MY FUCKING ASS.CG: THAT’S ALL I’M ALLOWED TO SAY ABOUT THIS CRAP RIGHT NOW.CG: OH, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW SO BADLY, MEGIDO’S TAKING IT THE WORST.CG: AND TAVROS MIGHT BE HER SELF-PROCLAIMED BEST FRIEND, WHICH IS A SHITTY CHOICE OF BEST FRIEND BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER, BUT EVEN TAVROS CAN’T CHANGE HER LITTLE WIGGLER MIND ABOUT SOME THINGS.

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That’ll cost $4.95 please

LOL jk, your order is being made with extra caffeine and insanity

I want all the homestuck trolls to work at starbucks

and they spell everybody’s name in their quirks and nobody understands what is happening

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I want this too

Maybe I should write a fic about it

I want all the homestuck trolls to work at starbucks

and they spell everybody’s name in their quirks and nobody understands what is happening

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CHAPTER 20

“Why?” you shout, forgetting all of your pain and fear and nervousness, all of it replaced by sheer panic at the Empress’s newest order.

“Consider it your punishment for spreading your sick, sick ideas about inter-caste pity,” the Empress replies coolly. “I can tell that hurting Vriska would hurt you much more than anything I could do to you. You sea, only hatred and subservience can exist between a highblood and lowblood if our Empire is to be kept safe. Pity triggers chemical imbalances in the thinkpan that result in rebellious thoughts. You and Vriska are only the best of examples.”

The Empress’s explanations make absolutely no sense to you. “But, but–Vriska never did anything wrong!”

Read the new chapter at https://archiveofourown.org/works/12568700/chapters/34106079

New word count: 187605

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HELL YES NEW UPDATE BOIS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER PS, Chahut, how do you feel about Tavros? We as readers know you pailed him, but are you really dipping that low against society to really be red/pale for a lowblood?

CHAHUT: hahaha, you’re an ignoranT liTTle one, aren’T you?CHAHUT: because you are fucking misTaken if you Think ThaT mosT of my subjugglaTor pals and i give a corporeal fuck abouT socieTy!CHAHUT: leT Those fishfaces and oTher highbloods glub all They wanT abouT The hemospecTrum. They don’T know shiT.CHAHUT: They don’T undersTand The True meaning of subjugglaTing our planeT’s guTTerblood infesTaTion.CHAHUT: buT as a follower of The messiahs’ culT, i have The moTherfucking divine righT to feel whaTever i wanT for whoever i wanT, even if iT’s a lowly shiTblood, jusT so long as i keep subjugglaTing The lesser casTes like noThing’s changed. of course, when iT comes Time, my official, empire-recognized quadranTs goTTa be highbloods. socieTy works in favor of The purplebloods, so no need To go anTagonizing iT by geTTing publicly friendly wiTh scum-for-bloods anyway.CHAHUT: buT why should filling my official quadranTs mean ThaT i can’T keep casually fucking a lowblood slave if i wanT To?CHAHUT: The messiahs moTherfucking know Their loyal servanT has always preferred bulge and nook served warmblooded. CHAHUT: and i fucking enjoy The power of dominaTing a guTTerblood.CHAHUT: now…as for The liTTle messiah…CHAHUT: i ain’T all ThaT clear yeT whaT he means To me personally.CHAHUT: I ThoughT iT’d be fun To TorTure the braT a liTTle biT To geT on makara’s nerves.CHAHUT: iT’s obvious as fuck he’s red for the guTTerblood, and he ain’T deserving of feeling a fucking Thing because even as a purpleblood, makara is a fucking disgrace To our miraculous faiTh.CHAHUT: anyway, messing wiTh The liTTle messiah sTarTed as someThing fun in The beginning buT iT spiraled inTo someThing more.CHAHUT: The liTTle messiah ain’T goT Too bad of a face To look aT, and whaT do you know, i ThoughT The paralysis was ridiculous but acTually i like The way i don’T have To Tie his legs up To keep ‘em from closing on me when i pail him. The muscles in his fucking nook don’T work all ThaT well eiTher. CHAHUT: fucking submissive is whaT iT feels like when he doesn’T conTracT all The way on my fingers. CHAHUT: and i goTTa admiT The shy sTuTTeriness does a number on me.CHAHUT: so i’d definiTely keep him as a personal Toy if i had The choice, but unforTunaTely The empress is The dealer in This parTicular game.CHAHUT: so maybe i goT a liTTle fondness for The brown boy; noT enough to mess wiTh her majesTy’s Trial over iT, Though. buT if opportunity presenTs iTself i wouldn’T fucking mind a repeaT performance of ThaT nighT in loTam. CHAHUT: or maybe even someThing more!CHAHUT: leT’s see whaT happens aT The liTTle messiah’s Trial. odds ain’T in his favor buT i goT This feeling for The messiahs’ miraculous inTervenTion someTime soon.CHAHUT: p.s. regardless of The liTTle messiah, my official quadranTs are sTill ripe and ready for milking! CHAHUT: so, you a single highblood, liTTle ignoranT one?CHAHUT: cause if you are, i wouldn’T mind a liTTle mangling wiTh you.

*Tried my best to characterize this huge purple bitch ;) based on the few scraps we know about her from Troll Call and her role in this story! A few comments; liTTle messiah refers to Tavros; also, you might be wondering why Chahut and Gamzee don’t get along even though they have the same faith. Well, think of it as a more violent of clashings between different sects of the same faith*

Read the fic on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/12568700

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AT: pREGNANT HUMAN MOTHER GRUBS BETTER, uH, bE PREPARED, AT: nOT A SINGLE UNBORN HUMAN WRIGGLER IS GONNA BE, sPARED, AT: oR,,, uH, bLESSED, i GUESS, bECAUSE IT’D BE A GREAT, oCCURENCE, AT: iF YOUR GRUB IS BORN IN THE MONTH OF THE, tAURUS, AT: iT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, tO, uH, cHANGE THE ZODIAC, AT: aND TOMORROW’S THE LAST TAURUS DAY, oTHER SIGNS BETTER, uH, sTEP BACK AT: aND GEMINI IS NEXT, aND IT’S COOL TO BE A TWIN, AT: bUT WHEN IT REALLY MATTERS, uH, tHE BULL, wILL ALWAYS WIN, AT: sO, uH, eXPECTING PARENTS BE NEEDIN’, uH, a HOSPITAL REAL QUICK, AT: cAUSE, yOUR MINI NEWBORN TOREADOR WILL BE REALLY, fUCKING SICK, AT: oH WAIT, tIME OUT FOR A SECOND, AT: i, uH, mEANT SICK AS IN, rEALLY COOL AND TOO MUCH FOR BITCHES TO HANDLE, AT: aND NOT ACTUALLY, uH, pHYSICALLY SICK, AT: tHAT WOULD BE BAD, i THINK,,, AT: uH NO, aCTUALLY THAT WOULD DEFINITELY BE A BAD THING,, AT: i WOULDN’T WANT ANYTHING LIKE THAT, tO HAPPEN, tO YOUR HUMAN WRIGGER, i, uH, sWEAR

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AA: n0t that y0u sh0uld care 0r anything but

AA: its been 0ver a m0nth since the last update 0f this st0ry

AA: that is such a ridicul0usly l0ng time t0 be w0rking 0n a single chapter

AA: the auth0r wishes to c0nvey that the next chapter is alm0st finished and that her currently being 0verseas is an adequate reas0n f0r the delay

AA: i kinda say thats bullshit but 0h well i guess

AA: shame 0n the auth0r 0_0

AA: i mean she did try t0 c0nvince me t0 use my time p0wers t0 help speed up the c0mpleti0n of chapter twenty

AA: but my p0wers are n0t to be used f0r such friv0l0us matters

AA: besides i d0nt even have time p0wers in this fic

AA: its a fucking au 0_0

AA: 00ps did i just break the f0urth wall

AA: wh0 even cares

AA: i d0nt even sh0w up in the upc0ming chapter s0 what am i even d0ing here

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AA: by the way y0u can still ask me anything

AA: but pr0ceed with cauti0n if y0u want t0 kn0w about

AA: a certain indig0bl00d

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When these zodiac getting together

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

An inspiration from: 當這些星座聚在一起