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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing

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This is a very good point

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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There’s something seriously wrong with every single human being in the entire world. Me too but I’m a liiiitle better so I get to judge

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most frustrating thing in the world is when you really like a character who sucks, and you know they suck, so you’re chill with people who dislike or even hate them because… well they suck, you get it. but then a whole bunch of people hate them for things that just aren’t actually accurate or canon to the character and just treat these inaccurate and awful character traits as a given, so then you feel like you gotta be this scumbag’s defense attorney. free my man, he did so much awful shit but he didn’t do that

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been saying this for years but I hate how ubiquitous "low fat" "no fat" "low calories" etc shit is in stores. I do not want your no fat 0 calorie yogurt, what a waste of money! give me full fat yogurt! extra fat! 1000 calories yogurt so I can meet my daily needs. stop taking the nutrients and shit out of food, that's literally half the point of food. why do so many food companies hate food.

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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

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ATTENTION!! !!! !

MY BEETLE NAMED BONGWATER HAS GONE MISSING!! ! LAST SEEN UNDER KITCHEN CABINET

he look LIKE THIS!!!

5 DOLLAR REWARD

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love books. because it’s like what if something happened

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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Made a 911 side blog bc I think I’m really here for the long haul. @cardiganbuck

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Megan Thee Stallion to release highly anticipated cover of The Rime Of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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if supernatural was airing rn we could have had jack and claire introduce themselves as agents carpenter and roan. evil and fucked up

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how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear