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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

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A moment to whine about my own crap:

- Teeth are still shifting and it will be until October before I get the implants. Can't recommend the experience.

- New apartment is nice and awful at the same time. Sadly I'm a useless mess that can't do shit without my partner.

- Why the hell is it so fucking hard to find a suitable washing machine?? WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE I DON'T HAVE A CAR TO PICK IT UP EITHER!?

- Helsinki university decided that an excellent bookstore isn't necessary around campus but a HARDWARE STORE instead?? Like come on people.. what the hell.

- I have to start applying for jobs and it's scaring the living daylight out of me.

- Oh yeah I'm overweight, tired, chronically depressed and pms makes me suicidal. Fun, eh?

In conclusion: Life is weird and all I can do is to hope there is a day when things aren't so craycray.

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gentle Tifa x Aerith ❤

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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i am so bitter about us not getting butch protagonists in lesbian movies. like i know we barely even HAVE lesbian movies, but can you name a single one where the main character, or hell even the love interest, was a butch/stud? where they CLAIMED that label? where they said the words on screen? it’s so hard for me to enjoy lesbian media when none of it is relatable to me. not like i can’t just enjoy a different perspective, but stop giving us the same white cis feminine women over and over again. it’s fucking boring. give me butch media representation or give me death

[TERFS AND RADFEMS DONT INTERACT.]

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This pup loves to copy his grandpa’s every move

(via)

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I actually think it’s a tragedy for English literature that the inexorable march of time has erased all traces of the Lord of the Rings/Pride and Prejudice crossover fic that was written by the teenage Terry Pratchett.

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

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I’ve been trying this out and it’s been quite helpful 🤗