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my grandpa used to have a Special Takeout Name because he had an almost unique first name he hated so he went by his middle name but his middle name was a military rank and he was kinda anti war so he tried to abbreviate that to distance himself from the military and it didn’t work so he eventually just mostly went by an abbreviation of his last name. but when he wanted to order pizza his name was George.
wait this is brilliant though
#my first name i refer to as my “tax name” and there is a single spelling and every person who reads and writes engilsh can spell it#my middle is where i get Cato from but also it has 15 fucking spellings but the abriviation has 2 and i use the non common one#no one can spell or pronounce my four letter last name
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A sweet little rain cloud that brings joy.
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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?
i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .
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CHOCHENGO Couture Fall/Winter 2026 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.
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sometimes tiktok is actually incredibly good
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“Hug me as if I were to die tomorrow, and hug me tomorrow as if I were back from the dead.”
— NIZAR QABBANI
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Blue Ridge Mountains say good night - Author: valueinvestor13
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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta
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Prev said it better than i could cause deadass my whole operation. Saves my adhd a world of grief. I read this summed up once as a quote from someone's grandma, "Dont put things down. Put things away"
before you beat yourself up for not cleaning, ask yourself:
is there a proper place to put the things you're tidying up?
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It's wild how "women are reading frivolous and immoral novels that are rotting their brains" is such an evergreen moral panic. You'd think we'd have figured this one out by now.
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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing
#usa#noodles and pasta are equal synonyms#honestly I never really heard the word “pasta” except on tv it was just noodles.#and if i really wanna be honester I have to stop myself from saying “spagetti” for all long noodles and macaroni for all small noodles
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remember that time Max changed Kyle’s clothes and gave him a sponge bath and then joked about him sleeping in his bed??? wild times
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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
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answer generated with ai! create a playlist with ai! ai can create art for you! let ai analyse your face to decide how old you are! your ai assistant can generate a summary of that text message or email! use ai to make a fun new lockscreen for your phone! write a new chapter for that abandoned fanfiction you love with ai! ai can make your favourite celebrity say whatever you want! i asked meta i asked grok i asked chatgpt
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