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tk i think your human is broken

[ My human has always been like this. He's everything. ]

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[ Connor on sleeping meds is quite the scene. ]

[ He fights back against them, which leads to half asleep rambling. ]

[ He gave me a 40 minute presentation on vestigial structures in the human body, all while high on melatonin. ]

[ He was just about to finish when he leaned into me too hard and passed out. ]

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[ I wouldn't trade him for the world. ]

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psst connor look a human bucket

"..I would make a joke right now and dramatically whip my head to the side, but I'm actually 99% sure the bucket was a human once."

[ It was. ]

"How- HOW DO YOU KNOW??"

[ Narrator and his silly endings- in one of them the bucket mentions gambhorra'ta. I thought you knew that? ]

"I...did not, but now I'm curious how the hell narrator knew of gambhorra'ta..."

[ Uh....yeah....me too. ]

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hey connor your evil wizard ex is here

"WHAT?? WHERE?? HIDE ME HIDE ME!"

[ Oh for the love- Connor he can't get you here. I made sure of it. ]

"HE WANTS ME DEAD!"

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if only the evil henchman didn't feed the bird lord all of those peanuts, it all could've been stopped... truly a shame. connor you're always correct

"EXACTLY!! this is why any goth person feeding crows MUST BE STOPPED!"

Timekeeper yanked connor by his bag and began searching for his pills.

[ Please tell me you haven't assaulted people for feeding crows ]

"..."

Timekeeper found the bottle and shoved it in his hands.

[ Take your last pill, I'll get your refill tomorrow ]

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GASP... a tragic tale, what a cruel fate for the evil henchman...

"Its the evil henchmans fault for deceiving the bird king!!"

[ Connor...you don't actually believe this, do you? ]

"IT WAS FORETOLD!!"

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connor keep talking about the birds what happens next i must know

"The bird rulers evil henchman is thrown into the LAVA PIT as lava chicken from the Minecraft movie plays. Also, the Minecraft movie is sacred to them."

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no no let connor continue for a bit i want to hear all of this

[ You really shouldn't feed into his conspiracies. Trust me. ]

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hey connor timekeeper do you guys ever talk about birds

"--AND THEN BIRDTOPIA WILL BEGIN TO WIPE OUT ALL NON BIRDS, INCLUDING HUMANS!"

[ ...Thats very interesting connor- ]

"IT DOESN'T END THERE!!! Their vile and evil ruler will soon realize that his evil henchman ISN'T ACTUALLY A BIRD!!! And will then publicly execute him AS ALL THE BIRDS CHEER!"

[ ..Did you take your medicine today? ]

"......"

[ Please, for the love of god, take it. ]

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[ Keep the turn wheeling I must ]

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CONNOR. he WHAT

"He's an evil wizard, what else would he do?? He locked me in his lair for 30 days and 30 night and tortured me endlessly."

[ And yet...he's your ex?? ]

"I'm getting to that part! He realized I wasn't afraid of him, so he began to get curious about me, which led to his torture gradually becoming less and less intense. Then...."

[ Oh my god Connor- ]

"ITS NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS!!"

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yes the wizards hot now tell us the gossip

"...You don't deserve to know..."

[ What about me? ]

"You're on thin ice!"

....

"But I might as well...so long as you promise not to hold it against me, or laugh, or anything else of that nature!"

[ I won't, I won't! ]

Settings put their hands up in surrender. Connor sighed deeply and laid down on their lap.

"It all started when he kidnapped me and tied me up within his twisted lair...."

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connor tell us about the hot evil wizard

"HE WASN'T HOT-"

[ Its not good to lie, Connor. ]

"SHUT UP! DON'T SPEAK!"

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hey tk hows your speck of dust doing #yourspeck

Connor had his head in his hands as timekeeper patted his back.

[ He's been blabbling about an "evil fucking wizard" for the past hour. ]

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hey connor look! humanized bucket

Connor whiped his head around so fast he got dizzy from whiplash and fell down.

[ ...Its a wonder how you're still kicking it. ]

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Timekeeper (obviously fake) yawned and plucked connor squared back up.

[ I feel as though we should leave before Narrator notices we're gone and takes it as an invitation to run the place himself. ]

"Aww but I'm having fun!"

[ I'll show you the code again to make up for it, then. ]

"Only as long as I can touch it"

[ ..Fine, but if the entire parable collapses that'll be your fault. ]

There was a certain glittering about a particularly dark corner that Timekeeper just couldn't shake...something was amiss. Someone was here, again.

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[Hello? I really need to set up a firewall or something...]

They walked over towards the certain glittering area (Huh, glitter!). This certainly won't cause any consequences!