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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
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i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that
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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now
#i got half a masters and then jumped in a river instead of finishing#just gonna pretend that dropping out of grad school is chic and cool and part of my extensive lore instead of just sad lmao
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#they’re insane#wait sorry is he playing with the sleeve of her jacket is that what i’m seeing here#gonna need a steep increase in hand holding/hand size difference in fics STAT
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#beautiful silly goofy knuckleheads#they can’t waste this chemistry they’re gonna have to make out#be it on the show or in real li—
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(you weren't mine to lose)
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they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect
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Canonically every time Mel has to put up with anti-vax or ableist nonsense from patients at the Pitt she gets absolved of one additional week of emotional infidelity
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sorry but people reading the sentence "mel tells santos about the lawsuit" and assuming its like...a lawsuit that mel is personally involved in and not something regarding the whole hospital is amazingly funny. i don't think that sentence implies that someone is SUING MEL KING at all. but like can you imagine. s3 of the pitt is no longer a medical drama. theyre sending her ass to court.
#the pitt spoilers#lol yeah i was confused when people started taking it as Mel King’s Personal Lawsuit#my guess is the hospital is being sued for something related to PittFest#like for using unscreened blood#which mel could feel personally bad about since she advocated for it#but which isn’t like somebody suing Mel y’know#but yeah it was phrased in kind of a bombastic way on purpose like#‘mel tells people about the lawsuit. dana tells people about the baby.’#like it’s so evidently tv guide ‘tune in and find out’ language that you have to laugh
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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers i must by narrative necessity live through this] sail about a little and see the watery part of the world
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First look at Taylor Dearden and Patrick Ball as Melissa King and Frank Langdon THE PITT season two, streaming January 2026
#the pitt#the pitt spoilers#kingdon#they’re TURNING in the same DIRECTION guys#they make me feel so charlie day conspiracy board.gif
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a lot to say but the most important is PENGUINS FAN LANGDON CONFIRMED
#the pitt#frank langdon#not his prodigal ass returning😂😂😂#the ring is loose but his hat is TIGHT#your marriage is never as important as your loyalty to your favorite sports team🙂↕️#how many times am i gonna reblog versions of this exact post? mind your business
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crying at kingdon shippers being ring on = cheaters era and if we had seen him without out it would’ve been = divorce era but either way we never loose
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#the pitt spoilers#‘in the process of losing their family’#someone call tammy wynette i think we’ve got a d-i-v-o-r-c-e on our hands#also this just tells me we’re getting becca king back on our screens in some capacity and that’s all i needed to know#also heard we’ll be seeing from javadi’s dad?#and i hope we get more whitaker lore too#this season is killing me already🥲
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so the ring is still on ... and he has a new bracelet?
#the pitt#the pitt spoilers#frank langdon#he looks so good yall#so happy to see that fuckass ring#having him be divorced already would be lazy and boring writing imo#but also if he stays married we can work with that too like#do the writers of this show think that that ring is gonna stop anyone from shipping kingdon#bc they’re committing heinous violations of the sixth commandment on ao3
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