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What’s my name, what’s my name? Say it louder!

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Actually awesome

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*scuttles up to microphone* *flips soda tab between fingers* *drops* uhhh no one saw that also heyyy I saw you headcanon?🗿🗿🗿 so uhhh can I have some ? Probs Garry ones(gil x harry) buut idrc so 👍

*picks up soda tab and scurries away*

*Cracks knuckles*

So for starters PHYSICAL AFFECTION is their love language, these boys cuddle ALL the time

Normally when one hookling gets a new partner the other two interrogate them to see if they're good enough, however CJ and Harriet did not do this with Gil, both because he's just the sweetest guy ever but also he has a buttload of trauma that they don't want to make worse

Gil's homelife is shit, so when he meets Harry's family, it's a lot for him going from having an abusive father to having two father-in-laws who actually care about him

Uma is very tired of the boys as they cuddle and make out in public

Gil is also one of few people who can talk Harry out of doing stupid shit, though sometimes he's unsure of what's stupid and not

Gil LOVES Harry's magic, and Harry puts on improvised magic shows for his boyfriend whenever he learns something new

Gil cooks for Harry ALL THE TIME, he has Harry's favorite recipes dialed deep in his head

Harry spoils Gil with gifts from Camelot and other places whenever he has time

Gil actually really likes reading and reads to Harry from time to time, musing about how they've somehow found their own happily ever after

If anyone as much as LOOKS at Gil the wrong way Harry and Uma are ON THEM

Gil likes to carry Harry around bridal style and Harry just welcomes it whenever he feels those strong arms wrap around him

James and Morgie like to laugh together about how similar Gil and Harry are to them when they were young

The entire school by now just knows Gil and Harry as these gay idiots who can't stop showing affection to each other

Also Harry knows Gil has close to no self-esteem and does everything he can to make Gil feel wanted and important

Harry helped Gil get over his fear of snakes

Gil plays Tourney while Harry's on the fencing team but these boys will do ANYTHING to make sure they are there for their boyfriend at important games/events

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Maleficent! Audrey.

New Maleficent! Audrey design, of which i kinda made for my Rewrite x rewrite crossover fic with @dani-luminae's true defender fic.

finally getting to the good shit after like. two years of writing this crossover lol

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THIS IS THE MOST HUMA CODED THING IVE SEEN 😭😭😭

Honorary mention to Gil and Uma 🥺

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

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Pit Fighter Harriet Hook

Okay so recently I decided to watch Arcane and it was rlly good! So I decided to draw Harriet Hook as pit fighter Vi, however I seem to have overestimated my artistic abilities bc this drawing lowkey turned out like poop from a butt, but I promised my mutuals some art of this so I’d feel bad if I didn’t post it

So anyways, have Harriet at Gaston's Duels Without Rules! (Credits to the super awesome @panthera-tigris-venenata for that idea!!)

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Okey, but outside of the whole, "Uma wasn't a villain villain because she wasn't evil, she had some valid points and reasons to be angry," thing, Uma... is a really good villain in D2. And I think that stems from the fact that she is really smart.

She knows how to be intimidating, she is cunning, she taunts her enemies. Mal wronged her and deemed her too weak to be part of her group and her response was becoming more agressive and more ruthless than Mal herself. During "It's going down," she knows what bothers Mal the most is threatening Ben with harm and she keeps doing it in a very intentional way, reveling in watching her fear.

After realizing the wand is fake, Uma tells Mal "You do not get to win every time!" and truly she delivers. She does not let Mal win, she won't. Even after the core four scape, Uma comes up with a plan based solely on that idea: Either way, you don't win. You didn't honor your part of the deal? I'm taking back my leverage: Ben.

Perfect damn revenge actually. She makes Ben take her in the place she was suppose to, shows up in full flair in front of EVERYBODY. He gave her the same ring Mal gave back to him earlier, kissed her hand, looking nothing but smitten for her... just wow.

"I realized how alike Ben and I are, you know?" Uff, digging right into Mal's insecurity that her and Ben are too different to be together. Just hit after hit of where Uma knows its gonna hurt her.

Cherry on top when Uma acts all we should be friends now and takes Mal's hand and THANKS HER?? The under the rug "Yeah Mal, this is because of YOU, thank you for handing me your boyfriend, you didnt want him anyways, did you?"

Like, Uma could have just straight away asked Ben for the wand, but still she takes the time for a dance to "kiss the girl," looking like two love birds in Mal's face. It's beyond a "Ben chose me over you," it's a "Ben choose me over you and I love him too, so I win, I win because I end up happy, my fairytale came true. I end up with the happy ending."

And if you believe that headcanon/theory that the love spell only works if you already feel a certain atraction to the person, it just adds a whole new layer.

A diabolical icon, she is so fascinating.

Not to mention the very clear (almost incidental) parallels that Uma's revenge is doing to Mal what she did to Audrey in D1.

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If your able to

Could you do a family day for the hook kids (serpenhook) .when they are in auradon and they meet king author and Peter Pan and maybe Ella and the queen of hearts.

Thanks

Family day with the Hooks

Word count: 1 144 “Ladies and gentlemen, Auradon’s R.O.A.R team!” the speaker announced as Harry and his friends lowered their swords, rounds of applause and cheering erupting from the yard. 

Harry rolled his eyes and ran up to greet his parents. 

“You did wonderful!” Morgie smiled and softly kissed his head. 

“Daaad!” Harry blushed in embarrassment before he was tackled by both Harriet and CJ. 

“I would’ve done the maneuvers better than ye!” CJ grinned. “Yer slipping!”

“I am not!” Harry huffed and gently shoved her off him. “If ye think ye can do better, why don’t ye join the team?!” 

“With all those dumb rules?” CJ frowned. “Please I could never!”

“Sometimes rules can be more valuable than you first think!” Morgie hummed. 

“You’re one to talk?” A voice behind them chuckled, Morgie freezing when he recognised the voice. 

“Uncle-”

Harry and his sisters looked between each other, they had always known they were relatives of Camelot’s royal family but they hadn’t expected to bump into their great uncle since their cousin (once removed) didn’t attend Auradon prep. 

“You know Morgie you shouldn’t really lecture your children of why rules are important when you were the one hanging around all the trouble makers at Merlin academy”

“I would hardly call myself a trouble maker,” James huffed. “I just went along with Uliana’s plan because it was fun, whether she failed or succeeded!”

“I certainly heard another story from Merlin,” Arthur shook his head. “You and Morgie were quite the troublemakers!”

“Well we all had time to mature!” Morgie coughed and pulled his children closer. “Uncle, these are your great nieces and nephew!”

“Children of Captain Hook,” Arthur nodded and bowed politely.  “King Arthur Pendragon of Camelot!”

“Yer majesty,” Harriet kneeled. “Henrietta Wendy Hook, captain of the black pearl”

“Harrison Liam Hook,” Harry followed. “First mate of the lost revenge and sorcerer in training!”

“Calista Jane Hook,” CJ finished. “Sorcerer and captain in training!”

“My my,” Arthur chuckled. “It’s an ambitious litter you got!”

“They take after their father,” Morgie shook his head fondly. “I can only be glad all of them still have two hands!”

“Yeah I lost an eye instead!” Harriet laughed, gesturing her eyepatch. 

“I-I see…” Arthur looked at the girl, concerned over how casual she was. 

“You have a son now, uncle, correct?” Morgie hummed. 

“I do!” Arthur hummed. “He’s busy right now at Camelot high but don’t be surprised if you bump into him at… any occasion! He’s quite adventurous!” 

“I see,” Morgie smiled. “our children might attend the same school in the future! I’m trying to encourage Harry to apply for Lancelot!”

“Daaaad!” Harry groaned. “I haven’t even graduated AP yet!”

“It’s good to look at your options early!” Morgie waved at his son. “Harry, you and your siblings are descendants off one of the most powerful sorcerers of all time! And with great power-”

“Dad-” CJ looked at her dad horrified. “No no no! NO DON’T TELL ME YOU LET THOSE AURADONIAN IDIOTS DRAG YOU INTO THAT BULLSHIT!”

“Wow! Your kids really got your tongue huh?” A new voice said, causing everyone to turn around. 

“Ella-” James gasped. “Is- is that you?!”

“Your majesty!” Morgie bowed politely. “It’s been a while!”

“Morgie,” Cinderella nodded shortly before turning to the kids. “I see you and James worked out your issues…” 

“I wouldn’t really call it issues,” James shrugged. “I just eh- got caught up on the whole revenge thing”

“Is Uliana here too?” Charming’s eyes darkened a bit. “If you think I’ve forgotten how you treated my wife-”

“We didn’t expect you to and we understand if you’re not… overly fond of us,” Morgie nodded. “But please, don’t take it out on our kids!”

“Dad- what’s going on?” Harry frowned. “Ye know Chaddie boy’s parents?” 

“... you know the girls we told you we bullied when we were your age?” James sighs. 

“... Bridget and Ella?”

“Mhm…” 

“O-Oh!” Harry felt stupid for not connecting the dots. “I see…”

“It’s queen Cinderella of Cinderellasburg now,” Ella nodded, looking over at the kids. “Though I suppose the children could still call me Ella”

“Of course your majesty,” James nodded. “... have you talked with your husband or king Beast about the name of your-OW!”

Morgie glared at his husband intensely as he kicked him in the shin. 

“Right right- not the time…” 

“You ruined her,” Cinderella looked at the two men. “You turned her into a monster!”

Harriet looked at her siblings uncomfortably, yeah- time for them to let the adults talk alone. Was she at eighteen technically an adult? Yes but this was about her parents. 

Morgie was holding onto his husband tightly as they listened to the queen coldly, but surprisingly calmly outlined every crime they committed as kids against her and Bridget.

“But-” Ella looked down. “Y-you aren’t the only ones to blame-” 

“If you wanna chew out Uli too she’s over on the island an-” James started. 

“I will get to her later!” Ella waved him off. “B-But… I meant me too”

“You?” Morgie looked at the woman baffled. “WE were the ones who helped Uli bully her! You were her only real friend who-”

“I was!” Ella nodded sadly. “I was her only real friend- and I was so caught up in meeting my prince Charming that I didn’t see what happened with her-”

“That’s right-” Morgie mumbled when he remembered. “you and Henry went outside right before Uli gave her the cupcake!”

Ella shook her head. “I-I should’ve gone back to check on her I-I should’ve-”

“Ella-” Charming held his wife tightly. “This wasn’t your fault!”

“It was ours okay?” James held up his arms. “We helped Uliana torment both you and her and we helped Uliana make that stupid cupcake-”

“Bridget also chose to take her anger and betrayal out on the wrong people,” Charming muttered. “I know plenty of people who’s had similar experiences to her and they don’t start beheading people-”

“I’m probably the wrong person to say this…” Morgie looked at his feet. “But I think we can agree that all of us had part in what happened with Bridget, but mainly me and my husband”

“... Who are you and what have you done to Morgie Le fay?” Charming gawked at the other man. “You would’ve never said something like that twenty years ago!”

“Well a man can change a lot in twenty years,” Morgie shrugged. “You’ve changed right?”

“Debatable,” Cinderella chuckled lightly. “Sometimes it’s like he hasn’t changed at all!”

“HEY!”

Cinderella ignored her husband’s protest and turned her attention to the other men. 

“While I don’t know if I’ll ever forgive you I-” She looked at the hooklings. “I appreciate you taking accountability for what you did and… you’ve raised some good kids”

“Debatable considering one of them kidnapped the king,” James snorted. “I’m proud but-”

“FATHER!”

“BENJAMIN GOT KIDNAPPED?!” 

“Long story…” 

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Why are so many people quick to erase characters being poc when it comes to redesigns in this fandom . Next person to make Cruella white and erase Carlos being mixed gets the swarm released on them. The swarm

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one day ill actually remember to give harry a jaw line

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If Ben told his parents about what happened on the island (+ Gil's message)

(Also this idea came to me from a bunch of posts really but mainly stuff from @hannahhook7744 and this post from @trashfr0g)

"YOU WENT TO THE ISLAND?!" Adam roared before Ben could even finish his first sentence.

"Dad- PLEASE just hear me out-"

"WITHOUT PROTECTION?!"

"Well I had Evie and-"

"WITH THE FAMILY CREST ON YOUR JACKED?!"

"Adam-" Belle grabbed his arm, squeezing it tightly. "Maybe we should listen to the full story before we do something drastic!"

"I-I suppose..."

Ben swallowed as both his parents sat down and looked at him expectantly as he started telling the story.

Starting with that awful argument with Mal, to her going to the island- to him going after her with the others and then bumping into Gil-

"Gaston's son?!" Belle covered her mouth in horror. "Oh gods please tell me he didn't recognize you!"

"About that-" Ben smiled nervously as he got to the whole... wandering off after Mal refused to come back.

"I was going to giver her space and to clear my head and then-" He could see the panic in both his parents' eyes as he got to the whole kidnapping part.

"YOU GOT KIDNAPPED?!"

"To get the wand?!" Belle gapsed in horror. "That's how Ursula's daughter got a hold of Mal's spellbook?! And got off the island?!"

"Yeah..." Ben looked down. "The others printed a fake wand with Carlos's printer to exchange me for it! Then Lonnie got involved and-"

"LI LONNIE?!"

"Adam!" Belle sighed "You're going to bust someone's eardrums!"

Adam bit his lip but nodded at Ben to continue

"Then they managed to free me and we got away after some fighting!" he finished. "And well... both of you saw what happened at the cotillion!"

Ben looked up nervously at his parents, Belle was rubbing her face while Adam had started pacing around the room grumbling to himself.

"Mom..."

"I-I..." Belle stammered. "I'm glad you're okay but-"

"You are NEVER going back to the island again!" Adam growled sternly.

"About that-" Ben took a deep breathe. "Mom- dad, I've seen the island now! I've seen what a truly terrible place it is and- those kids deserve better!"

Before any of his parents could object Ben ran down the program he and the others were setting up to slowly but surely bring over more villain kids to Auradon.

He could tell they both were nervous but neither of them objected.

"I-I see," Adam took a deep breathe. "Well son, I am happy you are making these decisions but... with Uma still on the loose promise me you'll be careful okay?"

"I promise dad!" Ben nodded. "Besides Mal can turn into a dragon! We'll be fine!"

Belle took his hands and squeezed them tightly

"Well we're very proud of you!" She smiled lightly. "I am glad you made it out of that situation well and alive!"

"Thank the gods nothing else happened-" Adam grumbled. "Who knows what Gaston's son would've don if he wasn't following orders!"

"Oh about that!" Ben smiled nervously. "H-he asked me to pass on a message to the both of you!"

"..... what?"

Ben closed his eyes and recited what Gil had told him

"Before you go, tell your mom that Gaston says hi, and also tell your dad that my dad wishes he finished off your dad when he had the chance"

He swallowed.

"Well this was a good conversation but I need to go get some work done so I'll be in my office if you have any questions!"

With that Ben bolted out of the room leaving his parents to process everything that just happened and what this meant for Auradon's future

"I-I need to lay down..." Belle mumbled to herself and slowly started heading towards the nearest couch.

"You do that love I...." Adam looked around and sat down at the nearest table.

"I'm just going to scream into my hands real quick-"

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To follow up on Harry begging to go to serpent prep I'd think Hook wouldn't let him, cause he's not going to die and his sister's there. However in my mind Harry and Uma knew of each before school, and I'd think it moreso that Harry got kicked out and Hook kinda had to deal with it.

Harry probably got kicked out for fighting Mal, particularly after the 'shrimpy' endeavor. Uma and Harry scheming together to get Mal back and Maleficent being done with seeing her kid come home looking like an absolute dumpster fire. She probably threatened Hook (and the school let's be honest) to transfer his son else reproductions-- this is the same Maleficent who apparently banished Evie and her mum to the outskirts of the Isle for like eight years or something.

In one of my posts today I noted that Harriet goes to Dragon Hall, while Harry goes to Serpent Prep and I’ve been wondering why (I know that this writing choice was made because Harriet & Dragon Hall (2015) were introduced before Harry & Serpent Prep (2017))

However if we wanna think of an in universe reason, do you think that Harry originally went to Dragon Hall like Harriet? Harry probably begged to go to the Serpent Prep so he could be together with Uma until Captain Hook finally relented and let him switch schools

I like to think this is why, but I’m curious to hear any other theories / explanations / headcanons for this lol

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Wait, my memory is really bad so bear with me, but does Gil go to a school on the isle. Does he receive an education at all-- homeschooling from Gaston? Or does he just vibe

In one of my posts today I noted that Harriet goes to Dragon Hall, while Harry goes to Serpent Prep and I’ve been wondering why (I know that this writing choice was made because Harriet & Dragon Hall (2015) were introduced before Harry & Serpent Prep (2017))

However if we wanna think of an in universe reason, do you think that Harry originally went to Dragon Hall like Harriet? Harry probably begged to go to the Serpent Prep so he could be together with Uma until Captain Hook finally relented and let him switch schools

I like to think this is why, but I’m curious to hear any other theories / explanations / headcanons for this lol

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Of course Harry promotes betting on his sister when it comes to wrestling crocs. I mean why wouldn't he ;-;

Not enough people talk about the fact that Harriet canonically wrestles crocodiles.

And WINS.

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Wack thought but the hook family slowly just gains all accents across the UK, British, Welsh, Irish, Scottish, probably another one I'm forgetting. The hook family just becomes the audible embodiment of the UK. They let CJ have the thirteen colonies so she has an American accent.

There’s so many options for Harriets accent, she could have a British accent like her dad, a Scottish accent like Harry or an American accent like CJ…

I’m curious, what do you guys / does the fandom think her accent is?

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Found a genderbent Captain Hook I drew 10 years ago and thought it was due for a redraw.