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I know I said I probably wouldn't be working on any of these anytime soon.... I lied

Long-lasting & Empty Grudges is in the works TRUST

George Weasley X Reader Fanfic Concepts

I've had these floating in my brain for a while + I saw someone else do this and I'm unoriginal so here ya go. Theres a very small possibility that I will eventually write for these if my brain allows

If anyone with actual writing talent wants to use these for a fic or if anyone knows of a fic similar to these: PLS PLS PLS TAG ME OR TELL ME WHERE TO FIND IT!! I WANNA READ THEM!!!

Long-lasting & Empty Grudges

George Weasley X Hufflepuff Reader

Enemies to Lovers, Workplace Romance, Slow-burn, Reader and Fred alliance

Years ago, after a friend of yours got caught in the crossfire of a particularly nasty prank gone wrong, an especially loyal Hufflepuff established an especially stubborn grudge against Hogwarts' resident prankster duo. George, a bit smitten with you, took the directed aggression much harder than his twin. Now, Weasley Wizard Wheezes is in somewhat desperate need of a new employee and, much to George's discomfort and his brother's entertainment, you seem to be the only applicant fit to hire. George is convinced your old grudge remains undying. You have long been over it but the slightly sadistic side of your brain has come to relish in the cute way George stumbles over himself around you in fear of adding to your resentment. Fred thinks it's all hilarious.

I've partially started this one but probably wont be finishing it anytime soon

The Universal Experience of Not Knowing What to Get Your Dad for Father's Day

George Weasley X Muggle Reader

Fluff, One-shot, Love at First Sight, Retail Worker Reader

You loved your job. You really did. But working in an overstocked, undermanned, and very old antique shop by yourself on one of the hottest days of the year with no air conditioning and no foot traffic was very boring and VERY hot. Very boring until a tornado of red hair tears through the door on the hunt for a Father's day present. After all, who ever really knows what to get their dad for Father's Day? Grateful for any sort of distraction, you great them with your regular costumer service smile and you are greeted back with the sight of warm brown eyes, a crooked smile, and splattered freckles on the face of a very handsome red-head.

I love the concept of the Weasley's being set loose in a muggle antique shop and I feel like Arthur would love any sort of muggle trinket they could find in one

he coffee on my shop till i au

George Weasley X Barista Reader

Coffee Shop AU, Multi-Chapter, Meet-cute, Muggle Reader, Costumer Service Solidarity, Background Fred x Angelina, Reader possibly has a sleeping disorder/caffeine addiction

George loved his brother. He loved working with his twin dearly. He loved their shared flat above their shop. He was happy for Fred and Angelina's relationship and that they were taking the next step and that she was able to move in with them. He loved Fred and Angelina very much. But a man has his limits and George was quickly realizing what his are. Specifically, that he could only take so much 3rd-wheeling before he snapped. On a long walk around muggle London, taken because he was subjected to the auditory evidence of just how thin the walls of the flat are, George finds sanctuary in a small coffee shop that remains open long after everything else has closed for the night. That's where he meets you. You've been stationed regularly as the night shift barista for the past few weeks since your jobs previous night shifter moved. You don't mind the late hours much considering you've always been a night person anyway but when the busy streets die down and you're left alone for hours with little to no costumers, it gets very under stimulating very fast. That being said, the handsome ginger wandering into your cozy little shop proved to be very mentally stimulating.

I don't care if its overdone, I will always be a sucker for a coffee shop au

Lost in Translation (kinda)

George Weasley X Southern Reader

Fluffy One-Shot, Dialect/Accent Miscommunication, Transfer Student Reader, Reader has a southern accent

Hogwarts' student population has been buzzing since the news hit that they would be receiving a transfer student all the way from Ilvermorny in America. Even more so after the new student arrived. George, who had become almost immediately infatuated with the new arrival, eventually hypes himself up enough to talk to her only to find conversations a bit...difficult. There was no real language barrier considering they were both technically speaking English and yet it felt like they might as well be speaking gibberish to the other. George is determined to form a connection with the school's new resident southern belle regardless of any dialect disconnect. You haven't got a clue half of what this British boy is talking about but he sure is cute.

Purely self indulgent as a gal from the south

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George Weasley X Reader Fanfic Concepts

I've had these floating in my brain for a while + I saw someone else do this and I'm unoriginal so here ya go. Theres a very small possibility that I will eventually write for these if my brain allows

If anyone with actual writing talent wants to use these for a fic or if anyone knows of a fic similar to these: PLS PLS PLS TAG ME OR TELL ME WHERE TO FIND IT!! I WANNA READ THEM!!!

Long-lasting & Empty Grudges

George Weasley X Hufflepuff Reader

Enemies to Lovers, Workplace Romance, Slow-burn, Reader and Fred alliance

Years ago, after a friend of yours got caught in the crossfire of a particularly nasty prank gone wrong, an especially loyal Hufflepuff established an especially stubborn grudge against Hogwarts' resident prankster duo. George, a bit smitten with you, took the directed aggression much harder than his twin. Now, Weasley Wizard Wheezes is in somewhat desperate need of a new employee and, much to George's discomfort and his brother's entertainment, you seem to be the only applicant fit to hire. George is convinced your old grudge remains undying. You have long been over it but the slightly sadistic side of your brain has come to relish in the cute way George stumbles over himself around you in fear of adding to your resentment. Fred thinks it's all hilarious.

I've partially started this one but probably wont be finishing it anytime soon

The Universal Experience of Not Knowing What to Get Your Dad for Father's Day

George Weasley X Muggle Reader

Fluff, One-shot, Love at First Sight, Retail Worker Reader

You loved your job. You really did. But working in an overstocked, undermanned, and very old antique shop by yourself on one of the hottest days of the year with no air conditioning and no foot traffic was very boring and VERY hot. Very boring until a tornado of red hair tears through the door on the hunt for a Father's day present. After all, who ever really knows what to get their dad for Father's Day? Grateful for any sort of distraction, you great them with your regular costumer service smile and you are greeted back with the sight of warm brown eyes, a crooked smile, and splattered freckles on the face of a very handsome red-head.

I love the concept of the Weasley's being set loose in a muggle antique shop and I feel like Arthur would love any sort of muggle trinket they could find in one

he coffee on my shop till i au

George Weasley X Barista Reader

Coffee Shop AU, Multi-Chapter, Meet-cute, Muggle Reader, Costumer Service Solidarity, Background Fred x Angelina, Reader possibly has a sleeping disorder/caffeine addiction

George loved his brother. He loved working with his twin dearly. He loved their shared flat above their shop. He was happy for Fred and Angelina's relationship and that they were taking the next step and that she was able to move in with them. He loved Fred and Angelina very much. But a man has his limits and George was quickly realizing what his are. Specifically, that he could only take so much 3rd-wheeling before he snapped. On a long walk around muggle London, taken because he was subjected to the auditory evidence of just how thin the walls of the flat are, George finds sanctuary in a small coffee shop that remains open long after everything else has closed for the night. That's where he meets you. You've been stationed regularly as the night shift barista for the past few weeks since your jobs previous night shifter moved. You don't mind the late hours much considering you've always been a night person anyway but when the busy streets die down and you're left alone for hours with little to no costumers, it gets very under stimulating very fast. That being said, the handsome ginger wandering into your cozy little shop proved to be very mentally stimulating.

I don't care if its overdone, I will always be a sucker for a coffee shop au

Lost in Translation (kinda)

George Weasley X Southern Reader

Fluffy One-Shot, Dialect/Accent Miscommunication, Transfer Student Reader, Reader has a southern accent

Hogwarts' student population has been buzzing since the news hit that they would be receiving a transfer student all the way from Ilvermorny in America. Even more so after the new student arrived. George, who had become almost immediately infatuated with the new arrival, eventually hypes himself up enough to talk to her only to find conversations a bit...difficult. There was no real language barrier considering they were both technically speaking English and yet it felt like they might as well be speaking gibberish to the other. George is determined to form a connection with the school's new resident southern belle regardless of any dialect disconnect. You haven't got a clue half of what this British boy is talking about but he sure is cute.

Purely self indulgent as a gal from the south

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right guys... right??

Yeah, no one would, right

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i need to be restrained. im thinking about the goofy ginger again

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I could never be on the BAU team because i would not be able to FOCUS

i think i would accidentally call Reid babygirl. and not in the Garcia and Morgan way where its silly and mutual flirting. i would honest to god call that man princess if he asked me for something because LOOK AT HIM

like of course sweetheart ill have those case files on your desk asap dont worry your pretty ass about it

oh baby you need me to give hotch the geographic profile for you?? whatever you say angel

I WOULDNT KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE

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Dr Spencer Reid sir why do you gotta look at me with those EYES

i know damn well i could never be in the same room as that man because i wouldnt know what to do with myself if those puppy eyes made contact with mine

if i ever got called in as a witness or something i would not be able to get a word out

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in my heart i know Spencer Reid loves being marked up and no one else can convince me otherwise

i can see him in my minds eye clear as day tilting his head back so you can reach his neck better

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everytime Dr Spencer Reid appears on my screen i literally feel like a starving wild animal with a piece steak dangled in front of it I WANNA PUT HIM IN MY FUCKING MOUTH

I WANNA DEVOUR HIS CUTE LITTLE AWKWARD ASS IMMEDIATELY

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guys ive collected another lanky man to simp for

Dr Spencer Reid needs to get his cute lil ass on my bed right N O W

I NEED THAT NERD OBLITERATED

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i sometimes think ive grown out of the obsessive, thirsty fangirl, teenage girl era of my life.... and then i see Georges hands in that one scene at the dinner table (if you know you KNOW) and i revert back to my 15yr old self and i have to scream into my pillow and kick my feet for a good couple minutes and giggle like im insane

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Every now and then ill be looking for a George fic to read and i'll stumble across something for Fred instead because theres a great deal more content for Fred than George and the description will sound like an interesting concept and im so starved for fics that i'll try reading it and I genuinely cant read it

I'm sorry to all the Fred girlies out there i know you love your man but it feels like im cheating on my boy and i just cant do it

like thats my husband and thats his brother and i physically cant

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what if i simply fucked the fictional man, huh? what then? what if i fucked that fictional ginger? what are you gonna do about it?

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Im gonna be honest i dont think George Weasley x reader smut where the reader tops exists (pls prove me wrong)

like ive never seen it so its definitely not real (im a visual learner btw)

a fic where he gets pinned to the wall and marked up like the gender neutral restroom stalls at my art college?? not a chance (links?)

a fic where he all but begs to be used and ridden until he breaks?? nah (PLS PLS PLS)

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my brain connected dots of George losing an ear being foreshadowing for Freds death and im going to VOMIT

Like all pairs, there's supposed to be two. you rarely see just one without the other in the context they appear in. And just like ears, twins are a pair.

George lost half of a pair(his ear) and then lost the other half of his pair. He lost his other half

this may be a stretch but the possibilities for symbolism is making me feel like im going to sob till im nauseous

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I will die on the hill of George Weasley loving a partner with a bit of a temper

Like yes he will 100% protect you with his life but also if you can fight?? he will step aside and cheer you on and heckle the poor fool youre beating the ass of

Youre yelling up at some asshole upperclassman who had the audacity to tell you to watch where youre going in the hallway?? standing behind you as backup but mentally kicking his lil feet

You come to him fuming with clenched fists and asking for help on a revenge prank?? hes falling 10x more in love IMMEDIATELY

and he knows he can take care of himself just fine! him and Fred are perfectly capable at defending themselves! but if you stand up for him or his family in any capacity?? if you punch some blood-purist in the nose after they tried shit talking his "blood traitor" family in front of you?? you might as well just get married right then and there

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"i know you like harry potter and all that but i dont really care about the physical/personality differences between the ginger twins or about harry potters dead fathers friend group"

how about suck on my balls?? how about that???

OR!! or better yet!! what if i ate you alive and turned your teeth into earrings???

now sit the fuck down while i talk about the fucking prankster wizards

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listen im team fuck them kids but thinking of George in that one scene where him and Fred comfort that kid after his detention with Umbitch and then thinking about George playing with his nieces and nephews later on in life sends me into a state of delusion

LIKE UUUUHUGH HES PROBABLY SO GOOD WITH KIDS AND IM GOING FERAL

about to carry on the Weasley family legacy of having a shit ton of kids because this man would have me breeding like r a b b i t s