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Fantasy Biology: Phoenix

Thanks to my lovely Patrons today’s Fantasy Biology post is the Phoenix! The legendary fire bird.

The phoenix is basically a bird (easy anatomy for once) that is associated with fire, rebirth or immortality, sensing evil and the ability to go up in flames.

Let’s start with the easier bits.

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"Mom, our sinks name is Jerry"

"My satire is child military"

"Its really tough to be a dictator today"

"HOMOPHOBIA" "GET SLAPPED WITH RAINBOWS"

"They're not soft british pigeons"

"You know, they say Christ is a rock, but I'm a boulder so I"M BETTER THAN JESUS CHRIST"

"Lets go down this hill sensibly, we don't want anyone getting yeeted" (said in a rather strong British accent by a middle aged father)

"Cheese and Crackers! I'm mutating"

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Hello and Welcome!

This blog is a dumping site for all of the stupid things heard out and about in the world.

After a year of collecting quotes (and 60 pages worth of stupidity) it feels like high time to share the stupidity, absurdity, and creativeness that is exhibited by people in their everyday conversations.

Whether its people wondering whether we see in 3D or 6D, talking about "hipster hamsters with cancer" or coming down with a case of "sticker-itis" I hope these quotes are able to bring people joy and lead them to some interesting questions, like whether or not lesbians are extinct "like in Jurassic Park"