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Hi there,

This is going to seem like a weird request but here goes…

Could you write something where Stolas owns reader’s soul or they have some form of contract between them. Reader works for I.M.P And during Mastermind, sh3’s there in the courtroom.

When Andraelphus says he’ll take over Stolas’ charges he’s thrilled to gain the reader as well; (the reason is up to you)

However his hopes are dashed when Stolas laughs and reveals he released them long ago.

And despite that the reader is very loyal to Stolas and is there to comfort him too.

Like I said it’s weird, do with it what you will.☺️ Love your work!

Thank you!

Contracted GN Reader x Stolas

A/N: Who knows when or what I'll write. I don't even know tbh. Not proof read so perish ig. Enjoy and have a Happy New Year!

🔮 You'd met stolas when he received his legions. You were a bodyguard born and raised to protect royalty. Before you were born you're fate had already been decided. Perhaps that's why Stolas took a liking to you.

🔮 You'd stand guard whenever Stella would come by, she would bark orders at you but stolas was always much kinder with his words. Octavia not paying much mind to you.

🔮 Your relationship with stolas would easily blossom into an on again off again relation. It had been years before the events of mastermind. One night Stolas gave you a gift for your birthday. It was your contract. He had free'd you, but you'd stayed out of loyalty. Much to Stolas's delight.

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Stolas laid his head on the cold stone as he awaited death. He'd save Blitzø out of obligation. Stolas had gotten him into this mess. At least he'd have you by his side. At least that would have been the case had they killed him. Instead they stripped him of all his royal titles and powers.

"Would you look at that Stolas! Get fucked lovebirds." Andrealphus snears at stolas as he snaps his fingers. "Come now, leave that fool to himself." He gestures at you to follow along. You take a couple of steps back before stolas let's out a solemn smile. "You can have my legions and my powers and every burden I held, but not them."

Andrealphus tsks "Whatever. Rot together then."

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Lucifer X GN Reader! General Headcannons

A/N I'm back fuckers and I just binged hazbin, so expect more headcannons, asks are open again but I can't promise I'll get to all of them, if i do get to them they probably won't be answered in order, but if you're ok with that, feel free to send in an ask, and enjoy the headcannons!

~ When you first start dating, he tries his best to impress you. He gives you the whole champagne fountains and caviar mountains bit, but when he realizes that you don't care about power, he gets a little lost with your relationship. It'll take a lot of work, but once he's comfortable with you, he'll start to act more genuine with you.

~ He loves to transform into different animals just to find different ways to snuggle up to you. He'll transform into a cat and purr in your lap, or change into a bird and just perch on your shoulder.

~ Dates would be more cuddle on the couch than go out. He hates being reminded that he's royalty, so a night in cuddling on the couch with you is more than enough to satisfy him. He doesn't care if you're bigger than him he is big spoon, don't even bother trying to convince him otherwise.

~ Speaking of, when he cuddles up to you on the couch or bed he'll wrap his wings around you and pull you in close, they're incredibly warm and soft, you two could stay in that position for hours.

~When he first introduces you to Charlie, he's sweating bullets, but you too get along well enough at first. Although Charlie doesn't know how to feel about you at first, she's very sweet to you and is grateful to see her father happy again.

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Honestly, ever since becoming a fanfic writer myself I’ve become like 500% more understanding and patient about other authors’ update schedules. An author takes 6+ months to post their next chapter? Yeah, totally get that real life can get in the way. An author abandons a fic? Disappointing, but it happens- sometimes inspiration for a story just dies. An author apologizes about taking so long to post a 10k word chapter? Dude, that’s like 18-20 pages on Word single-spaced. It takes me at least a week to write an essay for school a quarter the length of that, and that’s with a deadline. 

It’s probably the most important thing writing fanfic has taught me, tbh. How to fully appreciate the hard work someone else has put into their story. How important the role of the audience is to an author. And that no matter what, you are never entitled to demand more of a story that you are getting for free. 

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⋆｡˚ 「 Cuddling with... 」 ⋆｡˚

Loona

◉ Warnings; swearing, brief mentions of substances

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Loona doesn't trust easily- she hasn't had the luxury of having trustworthy people in her life. Despite that, Loona found someone she could finally let in. Having that closeness with you means so much more to her than you can imagine.

Loona gives small spoon energy- I think she'd find being held very comforting and healing. I've mentioned before that she hasn't really had an opportunity in her life to feel safe, but being held by you absolutely makes up for that.

I think Loona would be pretty warm, considering her fur, so if you need to stay cool, keep a fan handy. and if it's winter? you're set. Because she's so warm, if y'all are cuddling, you likely won't need blankets. However, instead of using the blankets to cover you, you could make a small nest or a comfy area; perfect for cuddling.

Loona is already pretty lazy (no shame in that, lets all sit around doing nothing. please. I'm tired.), so expect your cuddle sessions with her to last a long-ass time. Ngl, y'all end up just taking naps together (this is another way Loona shows how safe she feels around you). You'll usually get a rude awakening from Blitz knocking on Loona's locked door, but she just ignores him (and you should too. Just enjoy cuddle time with your gf)

If you need to get up at any point, you may hear some grumbling from Loona, but she always lets you get up. No way you're gonna get a UTI because she refused to let go when y'all are cuddling. She will however, protest to getting up if you have to go to work. Fuck work.

Sometimes Loona will playfully wrestle with you (and she probably wins most of the time). Her reward is obviously more cuddle time- or making you get up to get snacks and water. She loves watching movies and listening to music while you're laying down together, so you've gotta stay stocked on snacks (and substances). Loona would probably love drinking and relaxing with you on the couch after a long day of dealing with I.M.P's shenanigans.

As wary Loona is about affection and intimacy, she can't help the soft spot she has for you. Loona knows exactly how lucky she is to have you in her life; and she wants to do everything she can to make sure you're comfortable enough to stay.

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Husk X GN Reader

AN: Headcanons beneath the cut, quick ramble first. Idk if anyone simps for husker, but I know I do so sit down and buckle up because this alcoholic cat man is my type. Also, requests are closed for now, I've gotten more asks than I would have thought, so I'm gonna catch up on those and some other projects, so things might be a bit slow for a while. Anyways, back to the grind 😤

~Hope you like alcohol, because this cat can drink. Don't bother with anything too expensive. If you're gonna buy him a bottle of whiskey or a couple of beers, make sure it's the cheap stuff. He drinks to be drunk, not for the taste, so the cheap stuff works fine for him. If you're going to spoil him, you may as well get him some Beelzejuice because everything else is the same to him.

~Since he's in a contract with Alastor, he's bound to work at the hotel when the need arises. This isn't the worst thing. However, since Alastor lets you visit whenever you want. Al loves to greet you at the door and welcome you in with open arms, making a big show of your arrival, much to Husker's annoyance. "Well, if it isn't Hells brightest flame! Let me guess, you're here to see Husker! Ol' boy, I didn't know you still had it in you. A round of applause for sweethearts, if Husk can find love anyone can folks!" A cheer erupts from his staff as he laughs to himself. Husker would mutter a swear and down a shot before looking over at you flustered.

~He's a house cat through and through. When he gets out of work and you go up to your shared room, he's gonna curl up with or without you and take a fat nap. He sleeps almost as much as he drinks. He'll nap on your shoulder, on the couch, at work, in the middle of a party he doesn't care. If he's tired, he will sleep.

~He's hardly ever sober, but on the few occasions he is, he's likely sleeping. When you lay in bed next to him, he likes to pull you close and wrap his wings around you. Your face in his fur and his head resting on yours. He'd mumble about how much he loves you before he ends up drifting off to sleep.

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Hello, I love your poly bee x loona x vortex x reader headcanons, so if you don't mind me requesting, can we have some more of these furry's

Bee X Vortex X Loona X Reader poly headcanons pt.2

A/N: I was going to write some Husk headcannons, but I got this ask and I love these three too much to pass it up. Husk headcanons will be posted at a later date.

~Since Bee is the princess of Gluttony, she's expected to produce an heir at some point. Its a common conversation, there's the idea that Tex and Bee should have the kid, since they met first, or maybe her and Loona but, Loona doesn't like kids, maybe you, Bee and Tex can mix essence and create a child, but that leaves Loona out. Maybe all four of you could make an heir, but that sounds like a headache. For now, it's a problem for the future. You'll cross that bridge when you get to it.

~When it comes to jealousy in your quad, it's usually pretty rare. Tex tends to be calm and collected, and the girls are pretty confident in the relationship, but that doesn't mean their insecurities don't peek through every now and again. Like whenever you're talking to a hound and they seem to be laughing just a bit too much, both Loona and Bee are already on the way. Bee will come up from behind and wrap her arms around your neck. Meanwhile, Loona comes in from the side and lays her head in your lap, the two of them glaring daggers at their target.

~You'd be surprised at how many people want to kill Beelzabub. Many hell born are tempted by her lavish lifestyle and status as a ring ruler. Nothing for you to worry about, Loona and Tex are your own personal body guards. Anyone who even thinks of coming too close is getting a death glare from Tex, and if that doesn't work, Loona bares her teeth and lets out a low growl. Usually, this is enough for anyone to turn tail, but if they end up staying RIP because Tex is not gonna let that slide.

~Most of the seven rings couldn't care less about your relationship. Most of them. Obviously, Belphagor is supportive, while Lucifer and Mammon pay no mind. It's mostly Asmodeus and members of the Ars Goetia who have anything to say about it. Beelzebub has a reputation to keep, and dating not one, but two hellhounds brings lots of unwanted attention your way.

~Arguments hardly come up, but no relationship is perfect. Although Bee and Loona care for each other, Loona can get a bit insecure at times, causing her to lash out. Bee tries to be helpful, but she has a hard time controlling her anger, so when Loona gets into an argument with her, it's best just to separate the two. It takes time, but your relationship has never been stronger.

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Moxxie & Millie X GN Reader poly headcanons

~Even though Millie and Moxxie are married, you're only dating the couple. Not that you couldn't get married, poly marriages are legal under Lucifers law. That is to say, everything is legal under Lucifers law. Regardless, they aren't opposed to marrying you. It's just that Moxxie is still too nervous. He couldn't imagine one person wanting to marry him, let alone two. He promises in the future though as soon as he's ready, he and Millie would be more than happy to marry you.

~Moxxie doesn't make a ton of money at I.M.P, but he makes enough to treat you and Mill's every now and again. Mox is a sap, he loves romantic tropes, chocolates, and flowers are a common occurrence whenever he can afford it. Millies, no stranger to treating you either. She'll make a big dinner or treat you to fresh baked cookies. She'll also save up to drag you two to Loo Loo land or the zoo.

~Blitzø is extremely jealous of your relationship and tends to tease a fair bit. Millie finds it funny, but it drives Moxxie up the wall. "Come on Mox, you had room for them. Surely you've got room in bed for even one more~" Moxxie cringes at his advances."Completely inappropriate sir, can we please get back to work..."

~You, Moxxie, and Millie share a bed together, but you don't all fall asleep at the same time. Moxxie will lay to your left and Millie to your right. You'll start out cuddling, but Millie falls asleep first and she sleeps hot so she'll squirm away in the middle of the night. You'll usually pass out next after scrolling on your phone for a while. Moxxie Takes the longest, usually getting up after you fall asleep and grabbing a book and some water. He'll put on his reading glasses and turn on a night light, reading peacefully as he looks over at your sleeping bodies and wonders how he got so lucky.

~They spend a lot of their time working, so it's best if you work at I.M.P too. You're quite the trio, with plenty of kills under your belt. Of course, you can take care of yourself pretty well, but on the off chance someone attacks you when your guards down, good luck to whatever poor fool thought that was a good idea. Hell, hath no fury like Millie and Moxxie pissed off that someone hurt their partner.

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Loona X GN Reader headcanons

A/N: I haven't seen the new episode yet, but as soon as I do, I'll be posting spoilers, so be warned. Until then, enjoy a simple Loona post :3

~Blitzø doesn't like you, at least not at first, not that Loona cares either way. It doesn't matter if you're an imp, hellhound, sinner, or angel, hell you could be child of Lucifer, next in line for the throne and it's still not good enough for this man. After a while Blitzø comes to accept your relationship, which much to Loona's dismay is somehow worse than when he hated you. He likes to tell you all about Loona, what she was like when she was first adopted, what she was like when she first started working at I.M.P, he'll even pull out the scrapbook he has full of photos of her. All that cliche parent stuff gets him so excited.

~Moxxie absolutely adores you. He can't thank you enough for helping Loona work through her emotions. Ever since you two got together, she's been better at controlling her anger, and Moxxie is extremely grateful. Although if Loona hears him talking about it, it just causes her to antagonize him even more than usual.

~Millie likes you too, not just as Loona's partner, but as a friend too. You tend to spend a lot of time at I.M.P waiting for Loona to finish up with work so you spend a lot of time talking to Millie while you wait. Either about your partners, or I.M.P's latest missions, or the latest trouble Blitzø has gotten himself into. Millie's always down to hang out, and although Moxxie annoys Loona to no end, if you wanted to go on a double date so you could spend time with Millie, Loona would begrudgingly agree.

~Loona likes spending time either out and about the 7 rings or at your place. Anything to get away from blitzø for a moment. She might bring you over on a full moon when blitzø isn't there, but she'd rather not risk it and just hang out at the mall. Dates for her don't have to be fancy. She's content going to a bar and grabbing some drinks or staying home and watching trashy romcoms. As long as she's with you, she's happy, although she'd never admit that.

~She loves you. She really does. It's just hard for her to show it sometimes. She's extremely touched starved, but at the same time, she won't touch unless you initiate it. Instead, she'll show you love through her actions. She texts you constantly, "Did you get to work yet? Are you hungry? Wyd..." it's her way of showing she cares until she gets more comfortable with touching.

~Loona isn't the most maternal figure in the world, so kids are a definite no, at least for a while. Maybe after some time, she'd be willing to adopt from a hellhound shelter. As much as she complains about Blitzø she really is grateful to have had someone like that in her life, and she wants to return the favor to a hound who needs it.

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Beelzebub X GN Reader Headcanons

A/N: Unless asked, I'll usually keep my headcanons and imagines gn. Also, if I do an X reader with a character whos in a relationship, I just write as if their current partner is just their friend 👍

~Bee likes to party an insane amount, at least twice a week, usually on the weekends. She won't make you go to all of them, but the ones you do go to, she's going all out. The Beelzejuice flows from fountains and there's endless tables full of sweet and savory snacks. She won't make you sing with her if you don't want to, but you're for sure dancing at least once. She doesn't care if you're good or not she just likes showing you off and spending time with you <3

~This girl can eat. Her stomach is literally made of lava, so it makes sense, but it's still surprising to watch. From cakes and pies to full-on meals. Steak, potatoes, sides, and drinks she's eating it all, so I hope you're hungry. She could out eat you any day, but when it's just you two, she'll dial it back a bit and eat a reasonable amount. She, of course, loves to watch you indulge a bit every now and again, so don't be shy to help yourself to extra desert when you're with her.

~Bee is a very touchy person. She's gotta have her hands on you at all times. Either her hand around your waist or your hands intertwined, she takes comfort in your embrace. She'll lean her head on your shoulder or drape herself across your lap when you're sitting on the couch.

~Her kisses are literally the definition of sweet as honey. She loves having make out sessions at home but when it comes to PDA her kisses are usually short and sweet. If the vibes are particularly good that evening when you give her a kiss, there is a chance you'll eventually get drunk off her kisses. Especially if she's been out partying all night.

~She spends so much time partying that date nights are few and far between, but if you want some alone time, she's more than welcome to the idea. Her vision of a date is the two of you at home eating a pizza, getting high, and watching a movie. If you want to go out somewhere nicer, she'd be down, but she's not a big fan of super fancy dinners, so you're better off staying home and ordering BeeEats.

~She gets high off of people's auras, so the better you feel, the better you taste. She doesn't like reading your emotions, It feels invasive to her, so she tries her hardest not to read your aura and tries communicating with you instead. If she notices your feeling sad, or a bit out of it she'll be there to lift you back up, either with hugs from behind or with your favorite foods, she'll do everything she can to make you feel better.

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Stolas x GN reader Dating Headcanons

AN: Requests are open! So if there's any Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel characters you want to read about, feel free to send in an ask. I'll write prompts or general dating hcs.

~Stolas loves to comb his fingers through your hair. He may be rough in bed, but he's very delicate when it comes to after. He'll rub his hand up and down your back while whispering how much he loves you.

~He's a very affectionate demon, be prepared to fall asleep curled up next to him. He makes soft little nosies in his sleep, nothing loud, just little coo's and hums here and there as he dreams. He won't stay still during the night, so don't be surprised if you wake up to no blanket with him on the floor.

~He can get pretty clingy sometimes. Between his arranged marriage with Stella and his monthly meetings with Blitzø he's not used to having someone genuinely care for him. This usually leads to him getting pretty jealous. If someone tries to flirt with you, he'll stand up a little taller or ruffle his feathers a bit. His tail swishing low behind him in quick movements.

~He won't introduce you to Octavia immediately. His worst fear is Via not liking you. Of course, it's all in his head because you two get along like a house on fire. You even hang out with her without Stolas every now and again. She likes to go to the mall with you and grab something to eat while checking out all the new clothes from stylish occult.

~Stella won't even look at you, especially if you're from a lower class. Stolas tries to deal with Stella's nonsense on the phone, and if he has to meet with her in person for any reason, he makes sure you're not around. He couldn't care less what Stella says about him, but he wouldn't be able to control himself if she said something about you to your face. So he'd rather avoid that by keeping you two as far away from each other as possible.

~He loves to spoil you with his wealth. Any excuse to pamper you he immediately takes. He'd show up to your door with a giant bouquet of flowers ready to treat you to the nicest date you've ever been on. Nothing is to fancy when it comes to his sweetheart.

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Beelzebub x Vortex x Loona x Reader poly headcanons

GN Pronouns

A/N This is my first attempt at writing for Helluva Boss, so any advice is greatly appreciated :3

~You joined the relationship shortly before Loona did. When it was just you, Tex, and Bee, you would spend lots of time at Bee's parties, making sure the vibe was right.

~When Loona joins in, you spend time making sure she's comfortable while Bee and Tex take care of the more party related concerns.

~Cuddle piles are a must, Tex is usually underneath, and his fur is so warm you're usually out in a couple of minutes. Loona and Bee are on either side of him, with you cuddling up where you fit. Usually on top of Tex or snuggling into Loona.

~You all get along pretty well, but with Bee's parties being so crazy you end up spending time with them individually throughout the day.

~When you're hanging with Bee, she likes to drag you on stage and sing a duet. If you're not much of a singer, she'll still perform for the party, but her eyes stay glued to you, making sure you see how cool she looks.

~When you're with Tex, things tend to be a bit more chill. You spend most of the party snacking on things that Bee makes and having casual conversation with other party guests. Maybe a couple beers here and there but overall very chilled out vibes.

~Finally, when you're with Loona, you tend to hang around her small social circle, spending most of the night talking shit with her friends. Unless Blitzø is at the party, in which case be prepared to babysit both of them all night. Blitzø is a party animal, and Loona is a bad influence, so you'll have to stay close or else someone's getting hurt, more than likely Blitzø.

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Can we have poly relationship with vortex and bee 🥺 ? With gn neutral reader

I love their relationship, they're so cute I adore Bee

-Bee is happily squished between you and Vortex. She gives you both equal attention and loves to show you both off.

-she'll throw parties just to have an excuse to have you both visit her. She'll use too much confetti solely to tell you both she has a "rainbow in my vagina" she's trying to flirt.

-surprisingly Bee is bad at flirting, she just blushes and stumbles on her words when she's trying to flirt with one of you so the other has to swoop in and be like "she's doing her best please tell you that you love her"

-Bee and Vortex respect your pronouns!! It doesn't have to be pride month for them to celebrate your identity. They both love you regardless of your pronouns and they both encourage you to be open about who you are.

-when you're with Vortex he likes to take you and Bee to cafes and get you both whatever coffee you want. Bee always slips a little Beezeljuice into your coffees so you can get tipsy and have a fun time.

-when it's Bee's turn to take you and Vortex out she takes you to visit Belphagor, who has party drugs, and because she has you two with her Belphagor gives in and lets you three have some.

-any time Bee is chastised for anything you and Vortex get in the middle of it, telling whoever is heckling her to suck a dick and some hugs and cheek kisses cheers her right back up.

-you're also friends with Loona! You're aware of her crush on Vortex and you get a little defensive at first, but when she understood he was a taken hound and stopped pursuing him you were great friends with her, encouraging her to make friends and meet other hounds she might like.

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Me when the most heartless freaks

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Sorry not sorry, but please tell me I’m not the only one who ABSOLUTELY LOST THEIR MIND when Blitzø did this in the latest Helluva Boss episode (S2E3)

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Congradulations, ladies and gentlemen, me made it!

Summer, 2023. Be there or be square.

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Summer 2023 boys and girls...