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Fanfiction writers be like:
"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)
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this is the funniest line delivery ever oh my god
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really.
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does anyone have the horrible photoshop recreation of Florida with the half rainy sky and the Publix and the muscovy duck crossing the construction zone please I'm begging
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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder
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This game looks great, and it's on my list of things to play in the future. But before I do, can somebody explain to me why this girl's DOGS are just out 247?
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