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I forget how attracted to femininity I am sometimes until a girl who jingles like a windchime when she walks and smells like apple pie and has glitter all over her face sits next to me on the bus and compliments my boots and it's like oh cool suddenly I'm an awkward teenage boy going through puberty or something

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woe. emo people be upon ye

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Can you hear me?

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twirling my drink i wonder how the calf1sh fandom population of 2 is doing now that acht isn't a shared oc

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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

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hmmm

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I love seeing LGBTQ shows. I also love watching the owl house but...

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Luz: Wowie Amity! Your cooking is so good, whoever you end up dating will be so amazed!

Amity: Luz.

Luz: I will totally come to miss this! Its only third time you've cooked for me but I feel like I'd die without your cooking!

Amity: Luz.

Luz: So please tell me you'd still cook for me even after you find someone, please.

Amity: ...

Amity: Luz. This is our third date.

Luz: ... Oooooh, well, I stand by everything I said and I'm amazed and I love you!

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Amelia: “So...how far can humans fall?”

Lucia: “Like 20 feet.”

Amelia: *FEAR*

Humans have the durability predictability of an iPhone. Amelia has seen Lucia fall off a huge fucking tree and came out completely fine aside from a bruise on her arm. Then again she's also seen her swing her bat around trying to be a show off then hit herself in the head and give herself a concussion. So basically fuck around and find out.

Lucia tripped once and sprained her ankle and couldn't walk right for days. And literally 10 minutes right after her foot healed she ra med into a tree at full speed but was completely fine.

Lucia is very fuckin unpredictable. She's already got the weird funky strength, who knows what she could survive. Amelia was very terrified to know humans aren't as tough as witches and could die from a bunch of shit. Bastard cat mode was on the whole day clinging onto Lucia.

—AJ

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bras I don't need, but I want

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Let's not forget that not only is Willow strong in the magic sense, she is probably physically the strongest in the group considering she works out. The only reason that Boscha is not in the hospital is because Willow is to nice.

That’s right. I almost forgot about that. Lucky for Boscha, Willow also has strength of character.

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oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

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5+1 but it’s all the times sokka and druk bonded

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Olaf: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited.

Anna: If?

Elsa: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Pomegranate world

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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

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ATLA characters as stuff me and my friends have done in the last two months (part 2) for @apple-joosy

Azula: *started day dreaming while driving and drove directly over a round about without any attempt to turn or let anyone else in* *the sound of them blasting milf money by Fergie drowning out the noise of honking*

Mai: “stop your gonna piss me off” *other friend continues doing what they’re doing* *launches half eaten kebab so hard smack into their head the friend falls over covered in garlic sauce and chicken*

Tylee: *goes to egg someone’s house in the middle of the night* *feels bad when they get there* *draws an angry face on 3 of the eggs with a marker before leaving them on the persons door step* *breaks half of the left overs trying to cartwheel down the road with them home by falling on the carton* *idk how 4 survived it*

Sokka: *pissed themselves laughing whilsthiking* *spent the next 45 minutes of the hike walking in their underwear* *in the middle of harsh terrain and forest* *just full cooter out for the mosquitos*

Zuko: *forgot mask to the store* *wore black rash vest over the entirety of their head to combat this* *was aloud in but needed to be put in a trolly and wheeled around cause they couldn’t see*

Katara: *New Years eve* *drunkenly eating a cheese platter and drinking Luke warm vodka from the bottle talking to friends sober parents as said friend retches into the kitchen sink a meter away*

Toph: *started a hobby of creating awakward situations for stranges* *has now 3 times in the last month pretended to know strangers* *2 out of the 3 times resulted in the strangers pretending they knew them*

Suki: *finds half eaten pizza sticking out of bin* *takes a bite of one slice* *whole face scrunches up* “oh this is gross”

Momo: *is pushed into pool* *picks up 5’3 friend that pushes them in and hurled them into the pool at terminal volocity* *full WWE slammed into the pool* *they raised this bitch to like their shoulder level it was horrifying* *the screams still haunt me*

Iroh: *puts V into coffee* *takes a sip* *makes a sad/disappointed sound before chugging it in one go*

Appa: *drinking like warm vodka,whisky, gin, baileys, wine concoction from a plastic bottle* *puts half a slice of strawberry in to make it “classy”*