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old man who explains cabbage to me
#this man has a quest#someone stole his priza cabbage#and you must retrieve it under any means necessary#its part of the main questline#and is unskippable#it turns out the cabbage man was actually the antagonist#and manipulates you into being at odds with the ones set against him#and the cabbage is the key to everything
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so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.
anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one
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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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Sink of chaos and pant wetting (discovered in a newly opened restaurant)
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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.
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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.
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"Silence. All eternity in the silence.
Beltane… Fires all the way to the horizon…"
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(literature girl summer) we're back to finishing a book in two days
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Something I wish more people understood is that optimism and kindness are a choice.
For some people that choice comes more naturally than others. In some situations that choice is easier to make. But even if you're naturally inclined to be kind and optimistic, there will be times when it's a real struggle to not just wallow in the misery, or to be a petty ass gremlin to someone. When it takes real effort to not just take the easy option, because you know it will not help, or will even make stuff worse in the long run.
On the flip side for those who it doesn't come naturally, who really need to work on it, they still can and often do choose both kindness and optimism. Because no matter the difficulty level, it improves your overall quality of life and that of those around you.
Also, choosing kindness is not faking things. If you do kind things you are a kind person, whether you have to actively chose it or not. There is no difference to those you were kind to whether or not you had to think about the action, or if it just happened automatically. You still treated them kindly, and that is what they'll remember. It will mean more than you might think.
The good news is that it's a muscle you can train. The more you forge those pathways in your brain, the easier they are to walk. Where one day you may find that while you may never be a fully natural optimistic kind person, you can pretty well imitate one, and that's all that matters.
Kindness and optimism are a choice and you always get to choose it.
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top candidate for the funniest panels when taken out of context
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Fish eye perspective of a cat eating
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Old art share
Some much older traditional art this time, some from 2013 and earlier.
Prince With a Thousand Enemies actually nabbed me a Daily Deviation on Deviantart when that actually meant something.
Frith’s Blessing was a followup
The Black Rabbit of Inlé was modeled after my first rabbit Hoshi and was an ode to the story when the titular prince of rabbits joins his ghostly owsla. Hoshi died of e.cuniculi which is a parasitic infection all rabbits carry until it presents itself as a head tilt and neurological issues. So it’s kind of fitting that the prince went there to save his people from disease. This was painted before he presented any symptoms and he was a king amongst rabbits.
And El Ahrairah was a commission
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vampire consultant terrified of his job because he keeps hearing about stakeholders
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