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Why is it that I despise Animal Crossing. I hate that game so much. Even the thought of the game makes my blood BOIILLLLL, but I want it back. I want the game back. I need to play it again, I want to yell at the screen and judge the people who live on this island. I want it so badly.

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thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself

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Sometimes I need humbling and then I remember I like httyd Snotlout

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Sam or whatever

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chibis

prepare to make some key chains

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Why are they LOWK the best duo 🤑🤑

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modern lesbian jayvik commission for _neutralchaos on twitter :")👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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sam stardew valley they could never make me hate you

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I lied. I got the Ridgeside village expansion mod, and I'm marrying Ysabelle and every single person there. Then I'll marry Alex. Sorry, my closeted gay women is always number one in my heart 😞 (I have no excuse when I start marrying men before him)

Married Sam next is Alex 😈

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Everyone gives Jayce shit for the name “hextech” but he’s got the mercury hammer and atlas gauntlets while Viktor’s over there with the fucking hexclaw

At least jayce is trying to break the cycle

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Married Sam next is Alex 😈

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SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

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Sam

Female 

The farmer is the daughter of a baker dad and a barista mom. She’s not really good at anything, doing enough to get by every day but when Robin prices go up it’s almost a death sentence for her. (“Why do you hate me Robin! What did I dooooooooo?!”). Her favorite thing to do is mine and will pass out in the mines because she’s dead set on mining EVERY rock and will forget about what time it is, she has to remember to head to the mines after she gets everything else done. Will accidentally sell something she’ll need for the community center and will most certainly do it again. She likes to cook and she spends all her money getting Pizza for Sam (She arrives at 12:00 exactly and Gus has the pizza out and ready for her). She cooks a lot of things but mostly pancakes and chocolate cake for Jodi, roasted hazelnuts for Kent, and pink cake and cranberry candy for Vincent.. She likes to raise the relationship with the family before asking Sam to marry her. 

She has chickens for eggs, pets and feeds them every day but forgets to close the door. That’s it, she has two barns that are just filled with chickens

Farm: Hill-Top farm, Wilderness Farm, Four Corners Farm, and Meadowlands Farm

Pet: Any type of dog

Closet Platonic Relationship: Gus (He’s heard it all about the farmer’s crush on Sam, heard it ALL)

Opp: Penny (She makes it her mission to ruin Penny’s day one way or another) VERY close second is Sebastian (forced to get along so Sam’s band can succeed)

Had a whole romantic plan on asking him out that involved a beach and a picnic but then Sam laughed as the wind blew through his hair lightly and the sun provided the perfect lighting and the farmer proved she was God’s weakest soldier. She had a plan to propose but then one rainy day, she ran into Sam with his hair down and wet from the rain and he was bundled up cause it was chilly and the farmer proved once again she’s God’s weakest soldier

Joja or Community Center? Community Center at first but gave up on the last bundle she needed to do which was the fish bundle and switched to Joja

Male

The farmer is the son of farmers but he sucks at farming (he once forgot that crops die when the season changes…okay not once all the time, his ass did not learn from his mistake). Avoids the mines like a plague, most of his revenue comes from foraging and fishing. Hates waking up at 6 A.M. so he goes to bed at 1:30 A.M. makes sense obviously. Spends the night mining and chopping the farm clear, hates how the trees block his view and the branches and rocks get in his way and make his farm look messy. 

No animals, he can barely afford to keep himself and his pet afloat. He wants a chicken though just one to feel less lonely unfortunately his bank account says no

Owns lots of chests that are organized, three chests for the farm, one chest for the beach, one chest for the mines (even though he doesn’t go there, maybe for one day he’s brave enough to venture down), and one for the forest)

Farm: Forest Farm, Hilltop Farm, Beach Farm, and Riverland Farm

Pet: the black cat

Closest Platonic Relationship: Emily (The farmer bumped into her and they’ve been best friends ever since)

Opp: Clint, second would be Pierre and Penny

He was staring at Sam and zoned out and Sam asked him a question and when he zoned back in he blurted out “Date me!” 3 days before Penny’s birthday, he proposed to Sam in front of her trailer then proceeded to make eye contact with her as Sam was hugging him

Joja or Community Center? Joja, he has no patience for the community center nor is he good at farming to do it and his ass ain't going to the mines for some random building that no one is gonna be in

Creating a Stardew Valley OC, I shall give updates when I have something

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How do I stop drawing them...? I can't stop guys

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you know what? me too thanos