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jehyun : rubin would throw himself in front of a moving car for you

bc : rubin would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun

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genie : three rules; no death, no love, no revival of the dead

jinwoo : i wish grass was sentient and licked your feet when you walked on it barefoot

genie :

genie : there are four rules

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bc : are you okay?

jinwoo : yeah it was just these onions

bc, to the onions : what the fuck did you say to him?

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sungho: there’s three things guaranteed in life.

junghoon: huh?

sungho: you’re born, you’re taxed, you die.

junghoon: oh

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jinwoo : i had a job interview and they asked me if i could speak japanese so i sang dorime and they gave me the job

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jehyun : i’m here to apologize rubin : hope you brought kneepads, bitch

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hello my children

memento mori everyone, i am still sad about unus annus and i am back from my visit to hell- i mean twitter. never going back.

i have good news i will be back soon with more incorrect 1team shenanigans for y’all!! i also may start posting fics as well bc i love writing those BUT i will continue to focus on the funnies. we’re so close to 1k followers too?? that’s so insane wtf especially since i’m deAD MOST OF THE TIME YALL CRAZY

and since unus annus is now gone, i will be posting more incorrect clips from unus annus in memory of it, because i loved it a lot and now </3

so yes expect me back soon with a whole lot of new fun things! thanks y’all!!

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incorrect 1team quotes turned 1 today!

thank you all for dealing with my inactivity then spamming <3 i love yall so much!!

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jinwoo: alright, listen to this, though. you gotta bunch of meat, right?

rubin: uh huh.

jinwoo: you wanna put it in your body in a better way. what do you do? [to the camera] you put it in a weird sock! [looks back at rubin] alright? you put it in a weird sock, you cook it up on a sk- skriddle....???? skittle?? wh- [laughs]

rubin, nodding: no, you were right. a skriddle, yeah.

jinwoo: skriddle?? sk- hold on, that's not it-

rubin: keep goin'

jinwoo: griddle? griddle! wait, what's the one that starts with an s?

rubin, silently judging: you're gonna get there.

jinwoo: [laughs at himself more]

rubin: i believe in you.

jinwoo: skimmer... uh, sk- sk- ski-

rubin: painful. [laughs with jinwoo] are you serious right now?

jinwoo: i'm super serious.

both: [lose their shit laughing]

jinwoo: this is really bad-

rubin: i'm not gonna help you.

jinwoo: a skid- a skiiiih- a skriddle. a skib- skir- a skib?? a skibble???? no! what is it?? tell me.

rubin: you can do this.

jinwoo: a SKITTLE. a skitter-

rubin: you keep going in circles. you gotta-

jinwoo: a skis- [sees rubin scratching his face] a SCRATCH! sc-

rubin: no this isn't a hint- that's not a hint!

jinwoo: a SKITTLE! ... wait- [laughs again]

jinwoo: skihhh??

rubin, waiting patiently: uh huh!

jinwoo: skid!

rubin: nnnno.

jinwoo: skih- scaareee, skurrrtle-

rubin, losing it again: my god-

jinwoo: a skRIDDLE!

rubin, in disbelief: ... no!

jinwoo: [laughing but sobbing internally] i'm getting there-

rubin: you're not!

rubin: what happens when you level up and you need to put your points into your...?

jinwoo: skill tree!

rubin: and??

jinwoo: skis- skilllltrule!

rubin, in utter disbelief: 😱

jinwoo: [dying]

rubin: you can't be for real right now-

jinwoo, while crying laughing: i'm 100% for real- oh mY GOD-

jinwoo: skilllllltree!!

rubin: [dying and so done with him]

jinwoo: skill... SKILLET!!!

rubin: yES, DEAR GOD-

jinwoo: oh my god-

rubin: there you go-

jinwoo, dying: oh my goodddddd that wasn't a joke, goddammit- let's just go-

rubin, still laughing: alright-

jinwoo: jesus christ- "skITTLE!"

rubin: "sKrIdDlE!!"

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rubin: hey siri! play some ... death metal.

siri: sure. here's a personalized station of death metal songs.

rubin: hey siri. max volume.

siri: that's very loud! are you sure?

rubin: oh i'm sure alright.

siri: [blasts death metal]

rubin: 🤘🤘

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interviewer: do you have any pets?

bc: no.

interviewer: who do you live with at home?

bc: rubin, jinwoo, jehyun, junghoon, and my two cats; shy and from.

interviewer: i thought you said you didn't have any pets?

bc: they're not pets, they're family.

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bc: i know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

jehyun, crying: it's not a joke, i'm a legit snack

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rubin: so you've got a crush?

junghoon: yeah

rubin: oh. they must be really cute huh?

junghoon: you're so narcissistic.

rubin, choking: wha-

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jinwoo: i request for you to not be a bitch

bc: request denied

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junghoon: just because you're pretty doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want?

jinwoo: you...

jinwoo, starting to smile: ..think i'm pretty?

junghoon, flustered: wait. what. no, i didn't-

jinwoo, full on fucking grinning: you think i'm pretty!

junghoon, glaring, but he looks like a tomato: shut up

jinwoo, turning to jehyun and rubin: guys!! hoonie thinks i'm pretty!

jehyun and rubin, high-fiving: called it

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bc: you're under arrest

jinwoo: no i'm not

bc: shit

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unus annus pt 3

jehyun, behind the camera: beauty is pain, rubin.

rubin, to jinwoo: y'know, when you're as beautiful as me, every day is pain. you don't know the burden, man. you don't know the burden of having to fend off men, women, everyone who wants a piece of me cause i'm so beautiful. you have the luxury of being ugly. you have just- you don't understand. i'm gonna die beautiful! you know what that's like? no, you don't! so lucky... to be ugly... there are people that wish - people that wish - wish they looked as good as me, but they don't know. they don't know the burden. oh, "perfect voice!" oh, "the perfect face, the perfect body, oh, so much money! so successful, more subscribers than almost anyone"--

jinwoo, who has been trying to put clip-on extensions and clip-on bangs in his hair the whole time: stop moVING