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Matt: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE!?

Neil: Nothing, honestly, except for Andrew—

Matt, desperately, as Neil bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Neil: Oh! B positive.

Matt: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Neil:

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(Tfc)

Dan: Welcome, fellow idiots

Neil: Hi, Dan

Dan: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Neil: You underestimate me

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WHY DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME I WROTE “read” INSTEAD OF “red” FOR A MONTH YOU TRAITORS

Nicky: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Andrew: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.

Nicky: ‘Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Neil: I’ll either die free, or die trying.

Kevin: are those your only choices!?

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Nicky: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Andrew: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.

Nicky: ‘Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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IT IS THE TWINYARDS BIRTHDAY!!! THEY WERE BORN!!!!! OH EM. GEE

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Neil: Am I in trouble?

Wymack: Take a guess.

Neil: No?

Wymack: …Take another guess.

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Matt: What do you think Neil will do for a distraction?

Seth: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Seth:………or he could do that.

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Jean: English is a difficult language.

Jeremy: It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though!

Jean: You need to stop.

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I’ve been gone for a while— like just straight up logged out and I love whatever I came back to in my notifications, I love this fucking fandom

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Dan, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Matt, with equal seriousness: I saw a squirrel in a tree today.

Dan, with the tone of someone who is used to Matt: Outstanding.

Dan: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Kevin, glaring at Seth’s coffin: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY. Couldn't stay alive.

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Neil: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Neil, 20 minutes prior: I'm going to change my identity and run away.

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Characters, book, and author names under the cut

Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus- The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir

Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard - All For The Game by Nora Sakavic

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Aaron: You disgust me.

Andrew: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Andrew, texting Neil: I hate you.

Andrew: wanna sneak out and go for a drive.

Andrew: I have ten bucks.

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Jeremy, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later… byeeee!

Cat: Friend of Yours?

Jeremy: Nope, wrong number.

Cat: ???