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Koal: I had a dream about you last night. Kai: That's interesting. Koal: Yeah, you were my sleep paralysis demon.

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Amari: Are we fighting or flirting right now?

Envy: …My hand is literally around your throat.

Amari:

Amari: That doesn’t really answer my question.

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Umber: Woah woah woah, hold the fuck up.

Umber: Hold. The. Fuck. Up.

Umber:

Umber: I-it's me. I'm the fuck-up. Hold me, please.

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"It's time to forget the mistakes of the past, and start making the mistakes of the future!"

-Scottwick, probably

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"I suffered GREATLY in that town. Every day I was suffering. I was a goth in the summer. It sucked shit."

-Amari, probably

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Koal: goodnight moon

Koal: goodnight tree Koal: goodnight sleep paralysis demons only I can see

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Koal: I ship my fist with your face.

Koal: And it's about to be canon.

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"Before the bodies can hit the floor, you first must let them." -Pembrooke, probably.

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Laz: The first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail until you spot a smaller cooler looking trail with more magical creatures

Laz: im lost

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Melancholy (looking sad): ...sometimes making tea is less about drinking it... and more ab it keeping you company...

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Noah: I think that Lilabelle might be upset with you.

Scottwick: What makes you say that?

Noah: She gave me this note...

Scottwick: ...

Scottwick: "Dear Scottwick Erasmus. I hope this letter finds you before I do."

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Koal: *reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Amari, mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

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Umber: the sport i'd add to the olympics is Stealing. there is no event or ceremony. whoever is able to locate and steal the medals technically earns them

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Tourmaline: How long does your ideal hug last?

Laz: Forty five minutes.

Tourmaline: That’s really impractical.

Laz: You said ideal, not realistic.

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Umber: [holding a bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Scottwick: [chugs entire bottle]

Scottwick: It's perfume.

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Mossie: Well, well, well. If it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.

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[Fantasy Home Depot staff meeting]

Boss: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?

Koal: [shirt off, tightening his earth monk belt] Probably someone pretty strong.