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Aphmau: If I run and leap at Zane, he'll catch me in his arms!

Aphmau: *runs and leaps at Zane*

Zane, who is holding coffee: *drops the coffee to catch Aphmau*

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Kawaii~Chan: I like your shirt!

Zane: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street

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Pierce: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!

Pierce: *sprays the hairspray into his mouth*

Pierce: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good!

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Aaron: Name one time I haven’t acted professional

Mac: You’re holding a juice box right now

Aaron: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice!

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Aphmau: Did Aaron just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Noi: Yeah.

Aphmau: And did I do finger guns back?

Noi: Yeah, you did.

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Zane: You read my diary?!

Noi: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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//TW: swearing

Ein: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Ein*

Ein: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Ein: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Ein: That's why I own TEN guns.

Ein: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Ein: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Zane: You’re giving me a sticker?

Mac: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Zane: I’m not a preschooler.

Mac: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Zane: I earned this, back off!

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Aphmau: Who's in charge here?

Peirce, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Kawaii~Chan: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Kawaii~Chan: *cuts piece of cake*

Noi: …can I have some?

Kawaii~Chan: Cake is for talkers.

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Pierce: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Noi: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Pierce: Yeah, they're all birds.

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