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Hanschen: if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape

Melchior: great! i love horror movies!

Hanschen: if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end don’t read this textpost

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Jason: Jesus, how many times do you want me to apologise?

Peter: Uh, try one and we'll see what happens.

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Jason: guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

Ivy: wait what’s the difference?

Jason: one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

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Peter: my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

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Lucas: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?

Jason: Legally I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws, morally though… don't know

Lucas: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans’ Doughnuts

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Ivy: It'll be fun.

Ivy: We'll make a day of it.

Ivy: Come on you punk bitch.

Nadia: I can't believe I have to say this.

Nadia: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

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Hanschen: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Melchior: If you were to die, what would your last words be?

Moritz: Finally

Melchior: No-

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Moritz: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Melchior:

Melchior: Why are you eating dirt?

Moritz: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Peter: Jason has no idea I’m high.

Jason: You’re high?

Peter: Oh, I’m sorry.

Peter, leaning over to Matt: Jason has no idea I’m high.

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Moritz: Do you or do you not still have me saved as “Melchior’s weird friend” in your phone??

Thea:

Thea: Your hair looks amazing today-

Moritz: Answer the question.

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Martha: Melchior is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on ‘casual’ Fridays.

Martha: No matter how many times you say please, Melchior. We won’t put any of the hats you’ve been asking about into the dress code.

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Melchior: just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough.

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Jason: I’m hot, I’m tall, I’m gay, and I’m on my theatre kid arc.

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Ivy: There. How do I look?

Nadia: Like a cheap French harlot.

Ivy: French?!

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Ernst: What’s the announcement, Moritz?

Moritz: It’s a lecture. Melchior’s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex.

Hanschen: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Jason: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Nadia: No.

Ivy: I did not.

Lucas: I may have actually forgotten one.

Peter: Also no.

Jason: Oh good, neither did I.

Matt: *exhausted sigh*