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*Galley-La lifting weights*

Kaku: Do you want me to stand behind in case it's too much?

Paulie: Nah, it's fine. You can’t lift this much anyway

Kaku: No, but I can push down, make it end quicker

*both start laughing*

Tilestone: That's funny

*all three laugh harder*

Paulie: That's good, that was a good one

Lucci: *knows Kaku wasn't joking*

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Kaku, smiling as he approaches the enemy: Hey fellas! Do you know how to call the navy without a transponder snail?

The enemy: *various exchange glances of confusion*

Kaku: Well! *draws his sword*

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Iceburg, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Kalifa: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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Paulie: I have to admit, Lucci is amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take the book away.

Kaku: That was him ignoring you.

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Jabura: I will say to you what you always say to me-

Kaku: "Don't eat that it's decorative"?

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finished the zoro v kaku fight in enies lobby and that moment of dissociative bittersweet bliss kaku experienced when thinking about galley-la before accepting deep quiet sorrow in his defeat has me feeling emotions

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Kumadori, after falling in a box full of Christmas decorations: *running at Nami full speed*

Nami: *running and crying* I'm going to get by killed by a pink Christmas tree

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Lucci: Kaku take those off

Kaku, wearing reindeer antlers: No, I shan't, it's Christmas

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Blueno: Why are you throwing so much shade at everyone?

Kaku: Because I can't throw rocks without getting in trouble

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Lulu: Is Lucci always this... murderous? Or did something happen?

Kalifa: I mean, he's not really a sunshine and smiles kinda persona, but he's definitely on the war path today. Guess some idiot made Kaku cry

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Kaku: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Jabra: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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1 billion notes and i free him

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Kaku: I miss working at Galley-La

Kaku: It was so much more chill than Cipher Pol

Lucci: *narrows eyes*

Kaku: SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE

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Kaku: Is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this trip going ahead?

Lucci: Kaku, I hope you know me better than that

Lucci: At any given moment I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play

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Paulie: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Kaku, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga

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Fukuro: Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?

Kumadori: Do they even want to leave though? What if the tree makes them leave?

Jabra: I will fucking make the two of you leave if you don't shut up! It's 3 am!

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Jabra: Isn't it past your bedtime?

Kaku: Isn't it time you die?